The Vinny and Chloe' Chronicles Cats in Mischief Update TodAy

piinkypiie said:
Hahha vinny is giving classes now! :eek:
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Yep they both have classes. Chloe' started a class on Tooth Brushes 101. Vinny has a few classes:
How to wake your owner at 4am 1A
How to squash a lady's chest 1A
How to slap people when they walk by
How to hide and tap the dog on the head: Chaos 1A
How to jump really high and miss 1-2A and B
Chaos and Insanity while looking innocent 1a, 1b and 2A and 2B.
Tear up things: Rugs, sheets, comforters, paper, boxes, plastic, books and ponies
 
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Looks like Magic is scoring well on her classes and getting ready for her graduate work. She's a rotten muffin. She keeps running outside then when she sees the outside cats she tries to run back in and bashes her face on the glass door. Her resulting brain damage probably explains a lot of her behaviour.
 
Annnnddddd, Vinny has now graduated to eating ponies. Naughty little boy.
 
Star_Flare said:
Annnnddddd, Vinny has now graduated to eating ponies. Naughty little boy.
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Yes and after turning the entire house upside down, going through every box, closet, draw, bin and container Port-o-Bella is gone. No where to be found. I am sure my favorite pony ended up in Vinny's "hidey hideaway." He is Templeton and I am most certain he is to blame. I am so mad right now.
 
And it had to be a HTF pony. Not Pinkie Pie, Not Peachy, Not Sundance, Nor Rainbow Dash. It had to be the mushroom pony *facepalm*


See? This is why I don't have cats. My Thistle Whistle would have been shredded to pieces by now.
 
Oh no a partner in crime has been revealed through a sunny window. He/She? is probably an admirer of Vinny's total "bad boy" image. I wonder if they have been sneaking out at night for dates.
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Star_Flare said:
Dates? They've been having tea parties with your missing Port-O-Bella.
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I have visions of poor Port tied up with zip ties, hidden in some undisclosed place surrounded by an army of bad felines with no intention of allowing her to be free and when I finally find her, she will be mauled and bald. Sniff In the mean time her twin is on her way.
 
Okay so preparing the upstairs for a house guest I continued to look for dear Port. She wasn't anywhere. We even took everything out from under the beds up there and down here and nope no Port. I did find a stash of items in Vinny's hidey spot under my bed. Here is the list:
1. Dental flosser
2. Rolled up piece of paper
3. Ear Plug
4. MLP Yellow Ribbon


Where or where has my little Port a bella gone? Oh where oh where could she be?
 
"Please let me in. Its flooding out here. Its wet. Do you have any breakfast? I promise I won't pee on the ponies!"


I saw this just now. I have no idea who this cat belongs to. I have seen him around for a while though and he loves to discuss the woes of life with my cats. I think he is a spook.

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Let him in and bribe him with food! Maybe he's a stool pigeon come to snitch out Vinnie with Port-o-Bella's whereabouts!


EDIT: My best bud always joked and called Port-O-Bella "Port-a-Let". He knows how to zing it to poor little Ponies. Maybe he's helping Vinnie!
 
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Chloe definitely seems to like the cut of his jib!
 
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By the way, here are the two itty bitty babies my sister saved. She found them in the street, skin and bones. I got them looking fly. One still has some eye goopiness, but he's on antibiotics and eye salve, that'll clear up.

THEY"RE SO FLUFFEH.
 
Squeeeee they are so adorable. Vinny had an eye infection when I adopted him too. Is that a silver point Himmie? Oh wow I will be right over to get those two and leave Chloe' and Vinny in their place. You will never notice the difference. Wink Vinny loves to roll little ping pong balls on the floor and Chloe' is not interested in anything but snoozing. Easy. They will tear the house apart. Great life.
 
We think the little silver one is a Himmie too. He's getting fluffier every day. The blue one is a mad cat and has already been taking Vinny's lessons, raging through the house, driving Hank nuts. The silver is laid back like Chloe and loves to sleep on any available lap. I think they'll be snatched up fast when they're ready to adopt! Come get them!
 
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