I actually have something to enter here! She probably won't win, but I just have to enter anyway. This is too fun.
I got this Baby Surprise just a few days ago, and when I pulled her out I knew she was in bad shape. She was so pathetic that I almost didn't bait her. I mean, look...
Sure, she's all marked up, and her hair has turned in to a brillo pad. (I didn't think it was possible to felt synthetic fiber, but I guess it is) But other than that and same tail and mane rust, she's not that bad, right?
Wait... Mane rust? Manes don't...
AAAUUUUGGHHHHH!!!
She was immediately dehaired, dumped in boiling water, and cleaned several times with Clorox wipes. My friends have named her Pestilence Pony.
Maybe not the worst bait ever, but for this beginner she's certainly bad.
(I'd like the picture of the inside of the pony used for the poll, please!)