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You know you're a pony collector if...
- Your significant other answers the question "Where's my pony comb?" before you finish asking. (The usual answer is "Did you look in the sofa yet?" lol)
- You start talking about Cotton Candy, Cherries Jubilee, Gingerbread, and Cupcakes and are mystified as to why people think you're talking about dessert.
- Your mother tells you she's going fleamarketing and garage-sale hopping with a friend and your automatic response is "Will you look for ponies?"
- You're an artist and you MUST try drawing a pony, NOW, regardless of knowing nothing of horse anatomy.
- You have a pony persona, and you have made one for all of your non-pony family and friends too.
- Someone can get you to do anything with the simple promise of "I'll buy you a pony!"
- There is a baby pony attached by its magnet hoof to your clothes dryer.
- You go through a bottle of nail polish remover every couple of weeks- and your nails have not been painted in at least a year. (More for those of us who restore than those who prefer mintyish ponies, of course)
- You start taking pictures of ponies to be your MSN/AIM/Forum avatar- even non-pony forums.
- Every couple of days you hear from your significant other, "Why is there a pony in/on my ______?"
- In the past week you have used as much or more conditioner on your ponies' hair than on your own.
- You're an only child, but people wouldn't guess it by how much you talk about your Big Brothers.
- Your significant other answers the question "Where's my pony comb?" before you finish asking. (The usual answer is "Did you look in the sofa yet?" lol)
- You start talking about Cotton Candy, Cherries Jubilee, Gingerbread, and Cupcakes and are mystified as to why people think you're talking about dessert.
- Your mother tells you she's going fleamarketing and garage-sale hopping with a friend and your automatic response is "Will you look for ponies?"
- You're an artist and you MUST try drawing a pony, NOW, regardless of knowing nothing of horse anatomy.
- You have a pony persona, and you have made one for all of your non-pony family and friends too.
- Someone can get you to do anything with the simple promise of "I'll buy you a pony!"
- There is a baby pony attached by its magnet hoof to your clothes dryer.
- You go through a bottle of nail polish remover every couple of weeks- and your nails have not been painted in at least a year. (More for those of us who restore than those who prefer mintyish ponies, of course)
- You start taking pictures of ponies to be your MSN/AIM/Forum avatar- even non-pony forums.
- Every couple of days you hear from your significant other, "Why is there a pony in/on my ______?"
- In the past week you have used as much or more conditioner on your ponies' hair than on your own.
- You're an only child, but people wouldn't guess it by how much you talk about your Big Brothers.
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