"You know you're a pony collector if..."

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You know you're a pony collector if...

- Your significant other answers the question "Where's my pony comb?" before you finish asking. (The usual answer is "Did you look in the sofa yet?" lol)

- You start talking about Cotton Candy, Cherries Jubilee, Gingerbread, and Cupcakes and are mystified as to why people think you're talking about dessert.

- Your mother tells you she's going fleamarketing and garage-sale hopping with a friend and your automatic response is "Will you look for ponies?"

- You're an artist and you MUST try drawing a pony, NOW, regardless of knowing nothing of horse anatomy.

- You have a pony persona, and you have made one for all of your non-pony family and friends too.

- Someone can get you to do anything with the simple promise of "I'll buy you a pony!"

- There is a baby pony attached by its magnet hoof to your clothes dryer.

- You go through a bottle of nail polish remover every couple of weeks- and your nails have not been painted in at least a year. (More for those of us who restore than those who prefer mintyish ponies, of course)

- You start taking pictures of ponies to be your MSN/AIM/Forum avatar- even non-pony forums.

- Every couple of days you hear from your significant other, "Why is there a pony in/on my ______?"

- In the past week you have used as much or more conditioner on your ponies' hair than on your own.

- You're an only child, but people wouldn't guess it by how much you talk about your Big Brothers.
 
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You know your a pony collector if..

~ Thanks to eBay, you've learned to say "My Little Pony", "rainbow", "sparkle", "pegasus" and other various pony-related words in every language for every different country ponies were released.

*so guilty of this one*
 
- Your significant other answers the question "Where's my pony comb?" before you finish asking. (The usual answer is "Did you look in the sofa yet?" lol)

Guilty

- You start talking about Cotton Candy, Cherries Jubilee, Gingerbread, and Cupcakes and are mystified as to why people think you're talking about dessert.

Not Guilty

- Your mother tells you she's going fleamarketing and garage-sale hopping with a friend and your automatic response is "Will you look for ponies?"

Guilty, and grandma looks for me too!

- You're an artist and you MUST try drawing a pony, NOW, regardless of knowing nothing of horse anatomy.

Guilty

- You have a pony persona, and you have made one for all of your non-pony family and friends too.

Guilty Guilty

- Someone can get you to do anything with the simple promise of "I'll buy you a pony!"

Guilty oh man...

- There is a baby pony attached by its magnet hoof to your clothes dryer.

Not Guilty, but you should see my bathroom..

- You go through a bottle of nail polish remover every couple of weeks- and your nails have not been painted in at least a year. (More for those of us who restore than those who prefer mintyish ponies, of course)

LMBO Guilty

- You start taking pictures of ponies to be your MSN/AIM/Forum avatar- even non-pony forums.

Not Guilty... yet, thanks for the idea.

- Every couple of days you hear from your significant other, "Why is there a pony in/on my ______?"

Oh man how true Guilty again.

- In the past week you have used as much or more conditioner on your ponies' hair than on your own.

Oh wow, how do you know these things. >_< GUILTY

- You're an only child, but people wouldn't guess it by how much you talk about your Big Brothers.

Not Guilty, but only because I have siblings. LOL
 
well.. when i clean ponies in the bathroom and leave them to dry, my dad alwys turns the heads around if they moce, and switches heads if he feels like it.. *sigh*.. baby fakie head on seashells body anyone?

... you "find" a pony inyour bag ( silver rain), and realise shes been everywhere withyou... and just go " oh.." and put her back there, to continue to follow you around
 
You might be a collector if.....


You walk into Walmart/Kmart/Target and the first place you go is the pony aisle.

You are more concerned about the safety of your pony collection during a move than any crystal or china.


Totally guilty of both of these.
 
SparkyGemini said:
well.. when i clean ponies in the bathroom and leave them to dry, my dad alwys turns the heads around if they moce, and switches heads if he feels like it.. *sigh*.. baby fakie head on seashells body anyone?
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LOL, I'm surprised my fiance hasn't thought of this yet.

The classic we can't forget:
- You know what TAF, TE, SS, BBE, NBBE, FT, NB, NBT, DNP, and so on mean. In fact, you include them in your eBay searches. (Feel free to add any I forgot!)

- Your significant other likes to upset you (or try) by saying that there is only one Pegasus, so Firefly is just a "winged pony". (Maybe this just happens in my house with mythology nerds, but it DOES happen!)

- Your significant other complains often that he can't sit on his own couch for the ponies. (Happened this morning... oops...)
 
Anytime a package arrives in the mail - Everyone in the household assumes it's ponies - even when it's not....
 
You know your a MLP Collector when:

~In the bathroom, there's half of the counter taken up with drying pony heads, bodies and tail laid out.

~There's a bucket of pony heads soaking in Oxy Clean and your husband asks if I'm doing a scene from the "Godfather" movie.

~When your friend comes over and looks at the ponies on the shelf and says to my 2 1/2 yr old daughter, "Oh this pony doesn't have a tail"? and she replies: "Mommy still has to put it back on silly!"...like everyone should know this! LOL!
 
Haha, got a new one already (my fiance is great).

- If you have ever been making tiny accessories and someone says to you "If that's for ponies, I SWEAR..." (left hanging for threatening silence, LOL! And yes, the scarf is for a pony. He didn't do anything.)
 
chateaushelton said:
Anytime a package arrives in the mail - Everyone in the household assumes it's ponies - even when it's not....
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So very guilty of this...what about

Multiple dealers at fleamarkets know you, your family members, or remember you when you were kid
 
How about:

You know your a pony nut when you spend your whole morning online hunting for pony treasure map peices!!!

Ugh, i'm going to go git breakfast now... it's almost noon. -_-
 
hehehe, these great!

- .....if you have the ponies that have magnets in their foot stuck to anything that is metal including closets, lamps, vehicles, kitchen appliances.....

My hubby use to use that I'll buy you a pony, but now he has to reconsider since most of the ponies I need are at least $50 and up.
 
Ha ha, these are funny!

You know you're a pony collector when all your ponies have curly hair and girlish bobs, get it?
 
Got another one-

- When packing for a weekend away from home you have one whole tote bag full of pony-related supplies. (Mine has three ponies that need their hair combed and styled and some customs-in-progress that I'm rehairing!)
 
Haha, yet another still, this time thanks to my mother instead of my fiance.

- Your mother looks at your new Steamer (or possibly any other Big Brother) and says "Oh, she's pretty!" and you are HORRIFIED.
 
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