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@Leave a Whisper I have a morbid sense of humor and curiosity. You should not pose question like this to me lol.


But so do we, my dear Professor Ology, which is why we needed your thoughtful opinions.
 
First let me say @Leave a Whisper I am honored to be considered intellectual. This has made my day.

Well, I totally feel this is cannibalism by proxy. For certain if you eat the catfish that ate Jerry, you in turn will have eaten Jerry. The reason I feel this way is because of biology. Jerry is eaten. All matter of Jerry that is useful to Beast goes into his muscles, nerves, brain, skin, organs and blood. It makes Beast healthy and stronger. Little tiny Jerry cells fill Beast. So, essential you are what you eat is good reasoning. If you turn around and kill Beast but do not eat him, you have certainly avenged the death of Jerry. If you kill and eat the Beast you have committed the crime of cannibalism of Jerry since elements of Jerry still exist in Beast even after a huge poo. So, to avenge the death in a barbaric way without being a cannibal just burn him at the stake and toss his charred remains to the wolves. The only thing is Karma may be an issue for you with the Beast because, if you burn the Beast and do not get rid of the remains the correct way, the Spirit of Beast will hunt you down and your death will most certainly involve water, fire, earth and wind.

I have spoken.
 
Thus continues the circle of life.
I could ask my haunted doll they know some ghost who know some ghost maybe they heard something in the great void of the next place LOL.
 
Wels catfish can grow to sixteen feet. If our non-existent companion "Jerry" made a noble sacrifice and was eaten by the beast and we avenged him by catching and cooking the catfish. Would that be Cannibalism by Proxy?

Seems kind of weird that you would want to eat it knowing that it ate Jerry, also if you cut it open and found him in there you would be legally obligated to call the cops and turn it in, and if you burn it you could get some time for improper burial and mutilation of a corpse.
 
Seems kind of weird that you would want to eat it knowing that it ate Jerry, also if you cut it open and found him in there you would be legally obligated to call the cops and turn it in, and if you burn it you could get some time for improper burial and mutilation of a corpse.


Well said Professor @ActionHank for bringing the legal argument to the table in and how best to properly dispose of poor Jerry's partially digested corpse.

I must confess I love eating catfish too. It's tasty grilled.
 
@Leave a Whisper or you could get a wood chipper and put the body in it making the bits as small as possible and then feeding the remains to the other fish. Then push the chipper into the water. Then eat the fish.

It could work! I really need to stop watching serial killer documentaries.
 
You could cut up the fish and put it in a blender, blend it then trow the blender in to a lake. Because a wood chippers are really expensive and blenders are less so.
 
You could cut up the fish and put it in a blender, blend it then trow the blender in to a lake. Because a wood chippers are really expensive and blenders are less so.
Maybe but a woodchipper is more fun.
 
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