The Nastiest Candy Known to Humanity?

Foul Fiends! How dare you defile my tastebuds?!

  • Peeps-Bleck!

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  • Rootbeer Candy-Don't taste nuthin like Rootbeer

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  • Candy Hearts-Necco's romantic cousin

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evilbunnyfoofoo

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Your after her young, healthy legs aren't you? So you can do high kicks, and can-cans and ninja jumps!



I warned you about her bush lurking habits missy.
I won't need her young legs, she has an axe and I bet if I pay her in anime and sweets, she'll go harvest me a pair from an unknowing stranger.

How much to pay someone for a little 'gardening' work, I wonder?
 

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I won't need her young legs, she has an axe and I bet if I pay her in anime and sweets, she'll go harvest me a pair from an unknowing stranger.

How much to pay someone for a little 'gardening' work, I wonder?

ROFLOL LMAO LOLOL!!!!!!!!
 
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I won't need her young legs, she has an axe and I bet if I pay her in anime and sweets, she'll go harvest me a pair from an unknowing stranger.

How much to pay someone for a little 'gardening' work, I wonder?
AKSKJSJK I'M WHEEZING
 

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OMG, you guys are hilarious! I for one have to say Bertie Botts, I love me some HP but have you had the rotten fish one?! I mean, seriously I wanted to shave off my taste buds! Oh, how it lingered :(

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OMG, you guys are hilarious! I for one have to say Bertie Botts, I love me some HP but have you had the rotten fish one?! I mean, seriously I wanted to shave off my taste buds! Oh, how it lingered :(
That sounds really gross.
 

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OMG, you guys are hilarious! I for one have to say Bertie Botts, I love me some HP but have you had the rotten fish one?! I mean, seriously I wanted to shave off my taste buds! Oh, how it lingered :(
Wonder what monster decided on that flavour? Little nephew Hux got that one. He spit it across the yard like it was on fire then he cried and cried. I ended up with the vomit flavour, which I quickly identified by coloured and tossed those in the trash. Ugh. It was foullllllll.
 

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Wonder what monster decided on that flavour? Little nephew Hux got that one. He spit it across the yard like it was on fire then he cried and cried. I ended up with the vomit flavour, which I quickly identified by coloured and tossed those in the trash. Ugh. It was foullllllll.

Yuuuuck! I might cry too.
 
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I got a barf one though I would die
 

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I had to say other. Though most on that list are pretty nasty imo. My all-time worst is anything made by Palmer and labeled as chocolate. Wax fake lips were the new cool thing when I was little. They tasted like snot mixed with unflavored gelatin. Palmer tastes the same to me.
 

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I had to say other. Though most on that list are pretty nasty imo. My all-time worst is anything made by Palmer and labeled as chocolate. Wax fake lips were the new cool thing when I was little. They tasted like snot mixed with unflavored gelatin. Palmer tastes the same to me.
I used to love wax lips as a kid. I always insisted on getting the vampire ones....
 

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I used to love wax lips as a kid. I always insisted on getting the vampire ones....
Lol. That's why, "to each their own". If I'm being honest, I actually like necco wafers, Valentine hearts, and root beer bottle caps. I really like the good flavors of Bertie botts, but would just keep a box as a collector's item if I ever got more. There were a few that I just couldn't eat. I don't like jelly belly toasted marshmallow and buttered popcorn either though, and don't get me started on cilantro. Also, for the record, the wax lips were better than Palmer any day. I'm talking about 1986 wax lips. In the days you still got cookies from the elderly neighbors. :winkpony:
 

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Where did you find those there Discussing and grade at the same time I would never eat one but they're funny but if I had to eat one it would have to be pickles once only because I really like pickles
 
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