Okay Ya'll how does underwear end up here?

Here's the most likely explanation. See it was burrito and beer night and the poor underoos couldn't take it anymore and decided to run away
 
I realize now that its important that I take my camera with me when I leave the house. I don't have a smart phone. I know isn't that awful? When my husband lost his job for a year it messed us up so much there is no way we can do smart phones yet. We are still trying to pay off the massive amounts of unemployed debts we built up because everything went wrong that year. Trees falling on the house, air going out..you name it. Always when you are broke. If I had a camera I could get photos of these things. But do we really want to see it? Maybe not. LOL
 
I take pictures of dead things and garbage. No idea why. It amuses me in some weird way. I use a camera camera though. I try to haul it around with me. And I don't own a cell phone at all! I've no need for one. The reason we have one in the family at all is that my Poopsie works far from home and I want her to be able to call Triple A or 911 if she's in trouble.

Like when aliens kidnap her!


I swear, if something in your house can go wrong, it waits until you are dead broke! Our heat went out and Cameron and I just had to chop wood for the fireplace and use a little heater we borrowed until we could afford the repair. The joys of home ownership!
 
I'm dying of laughter here. Reminds me of when we went to an Orchestra night months ago. I dropped my phone, and there was a single shoe under the seat, right next to my phone :S
 
Skygleamshine said:
I'm dying of laughter here. Reminds me of when we went to an Orchestra night months ago. I dropped my phone, and there was a single shoe under the seat, right next to my phone :S
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It was Cinderella's maybe! Tell her she can't have it back until she buys you a bathtub fulla Ponies!
 
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Skygleamshine said:
I'm dying of laughter here. Reminds me of when we went to an Orchestra night months ago. I dropped my phone, and there was a single shoe under the seat, right next to my phone :S
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See I just don't get that kind of thing. Why in the world would someone leave just one shoe? I mean didn't they notice when they left they were walking funny? People are so weirdo. We don't know it could be Cinderfella too. LOL
 
I used to be in the local chapter of our National Poetry Society. We did the roadside cleanups four time a year, and we filled little surveys out about wacky things we found. Aside from a blindfolded stuffed penguin, all we found was actually garbage, but one group found a prosthetic leg. Now how did that get on the roadside? Had they stuffed in the back of the truck and it hopped off? Didn't they desperately need it and start looking? Somewhere someone was missing their leg!

And once I found a cane leaning on the shelves at WalMart. It was covered in stickers and obviously belonged to someone but there it was. Did they just miraculous become cured our their ailment or injury and walk off with it? I turned it in at lost and found and they said canes get left all the time. So weird. My mom couldn't walk a step without hers!
 
Awww poor person missing their cane. They must have been pretty hip to put stickers all over it. Thats what i would do along with battery operated christmas lights. Oh that leg thing gives me the creeps. Remember that poor child? Her parents killed her and the police found her prosthetic leg on the property. I would faint if i had seen that after tragic story.
 
It would've been really wild, to be walking down the road and finding a leg. Depending on realistic it looked too!

"What didja find, Bill?"
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!"
*everyone runs*


My mom used this awesome carved dragon head cane we bought her at a flea market. One day, when I'm a little cane needing granny, I'll use it as well. It's pretty boss. I loved the stickers. You know that person was fun!
 
Haha there was a rubber snake in the grocery isle and this woman lost her mind and grabbed me. I am not always good at having someone fly into my face I don't know. Seriously, how could she think that was real? It took me a minute to convince her it was fake. Yea sure a real snake is slithering on the chip isle. Yep happens everyday.
 
Okay, now I can tell a story and you can laugh at me for hours!

Like I've said, I live at one house, my aunt lives at the other on the other side of the farm. It's like a 1/5 maybe 1/4 mile between the houses. We have little trails to the two places we go back and forth all day. One night, my littlest sister Cody (who is living at the other house with her husband) calls and says there is a copperhead in the house. She's not a city slicker, she'd helped me remove snakes before and she knows her snakes. She says it's in the den, lying very still. I rush down there before it disappears into the house so I can catch it or kill it*. I'd grabbed a trashcan to shove it into and a shovel to try to pick it up with. I'd handled a lot of snakes by then, even cooperheads.

I got there and the snake was in a heavily shadowed area beside the loveseat. Cody and my aunt were staring at it and said it had not moved. I peered at it from a safe distance and indeed, it was a cooperhead I thought. Right head configuration, thick body, correct colouration. Looked to be a juvie. Because of where it was I decided I would have to kill it lest it get under the furniture and become a large, unseen threat. I took the shovel, Cody and Aunt Oochie both pleading with me to be careful, I crept forward and struck it at the neck. The shovel bounced. The snake did not move.

I realized suddenly that I had just 'killed' a rubber snake.

I went to retreive it and Cody shrieked, "Careful, Becca!" I picked it up and wiggled it at her, laughing. She said, "No f---ing way!" My aunt leaned forward and she too began to laugh.

Thank the powers that be that I rescued my family from the deadly rubber snake! Huzzah to my greatness!

Funnier yet, and this is on Cody: SHE had bought the snake some years back with the intention of scaring OOCHIE. And she did. Probably a decade later. That was one well planned prank, I guess. Years in the making!


*I know I run a sanctuary and I do so love animals, but I will sometime kill venomous snakes if they are near my animals or home. Both Cameron and I have been bitten and several pets have been killed, including my heroic pig Blackie, so I admit: I sorta hate cooperheads.
 
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Okay, now I can tell a story and you can laugh at me for hours!

Like I've said, I live at one house, my aunt lives at the other on the other side of the farm. It's like a 1/5 maybe 1/4 mile between the houses. We have little trails to the two places we go back and forth all day. One night, my littlest sister Cody (who is living at the other house with her husband) calls and says there is a copperhead in the house. She's not a city slicker, she'd helped me remove snakes before and she knows her snakes. She says it's in the den, lying very still. I rush down there before it disappears into the house so I can catch it or kill it*. I'd grabbed a trashcan to shove it into and a shovel to try to pick it up with. I'd handled a lot of snakes by then, even cooperheads.

I got there and the snake was in was in a heavily shadowed area beside the loveseat. Cody and my aunt were staring at it and said it had not moved. I peered at it from a safe distance and indeed, it was a cooperhead I thought. Right head configuration, thick body, correct colouration. Looked to be a juvie. Because of where it was I decided I would have to kill it lest it get under the furniture and become a large, unseen threat. I took the shovel, Cody and Aunt Oochie both pleading with me to be careful, I crept forward and struck it at the neck. The shovel bounced. The snake did not move.

I realized suddenly that I had just 'killed' a rubber snake.

I went to retreive it and Cody shrieked, "Careful, Becca!" I picked it up and wiggled it at her, laughing. She said, "No f---ing way!" My aunt leaned forward and she too began to laugh.

Thank the powers that be that I rescued my family from the deadly rubber snake! Huzzah to my greatness!

Funnier yet, and this is on Cody: SHE had bought the snake some years back with the intention of scaring OOCHIE. And she did. Probably a decade later. That was one well planned prank, I guess. Years in the making!


*I know I run a sanctuary and I do so love animals, but I will sometime kill venomous snakes if they are near my animals or home. Both Cameron and I have been bitten and several pets have been killed, including my heroic pig Blackie, so I admit: I sorta hate cooperheads.
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ehmaged. Best funniest story yet.
 
That famous panty-raider from eBay that would raid panties from various sources, sell them on eBay then ship them via air-mail

Sounds like the air-mail got a disturbance in its mission~
 
I just can't stop laughing after reading all this :D LOL

Maybe someone was walking "the walk of shame" and just dropped them while walking ( because they were in her purse etc.) and didn't notice.. then at home she would realize "oh I forgot my panties to that house..."
 
h1m3. said:
I just can't stop laughing after reading all this :D LOL

Maybe someone was walking "the walk of shame" and just dropped them while walking ( because they were in her purse etc.) and didn't notice.. then at home she would realize "oh I forgot my panties to that house..."
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You know I can't remember the last time I put panties in my purse. Probably because I am all thumbs and at checkout while reaching for a wallet out will pop my panties. I would then pass out from embarrassment. I already have a childhood panty experience that was my most embarrassing moment in my whole entire life. So, I know better to put underwear in my purse. Who does that? Do people actually say, "oh gee, better get my keys, gum, credit card and panties." hmmm LOL
 
tulagirl said:
You know I can't remember the last time I put panties in my purse. Probably because I am all thumbs and at checkout while reaching for a wallet out will pop my panties. I would then pass out from embarrassment. I already have a childhood panty experience that was my most embarrassing moment in my whole entire life. So, I know better to put underwear in my purse. Who does that? Do people actually say, "oh gee, better get my keys, gum, credit card and panties." hmmm LOL
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I too do not do that ;) but I know one case were just like this happened :D. The girl was in a hurry after busy and lively night out and didn't have the time to put panties on (do not ask me why she didn't have time for that. It takes about few seconds to do :D) because she was in a hurry in the morning. So she put them in her bag. Lately she could not find them, so they must have fell off.... yikes :D
 
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