Okay Ya'll how does underwear end up here?

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Today I had to go to the post office to clear up some confusion I was having about a box I want to ship to where the kangaroos hop.
Anyway....................
I am walking down the sidewalk in front of the post office and, I look down to see a pair of women's panties.
Now, since I watch the ID network obsessively my first horrible thought is, "what has happened to the poor woman? Someone is guilty. Luckily if that were the case everything was caught on camera. Nothing else was around so, I realized too much ID network shows have made my mind crime fighting crazy. Moving on...
Next Idea: you know the one where and guy and a girl...and so on. Now why would she leave her underpants on the sidewalk? Where would she go later without her underpants? Boggles the mind. Better yet why leave them also right in front of the camera?
Mind wanders
Next idea: Person losses panties received in the mail? Naaaaaa
Next idea: Husband and wife get in a fight in the car while get ready to go out of town. He tosses his cola on her and she throws a pair of her underwear on him but it flies out the window? Maybe

How does underwear end up in a place like this? Is it in someone's car and it falls out when they open the door? Seriously...its just gross

I am done.
 
It could very well be any of your thoughts, but I do have another situation where underwear could be cut loose to run free in the world. When I was in college I lived in an apartment complex without a laundry room and I had no car. I had to walk about 6-7 blocks to the closest laundromat. I never lost any clothes on the trip there or back, but it would have been so easy to.
 
Ok, yea I remember walking with laundry to the laundromat. I still have to dry my clothes at the laundromat. The odd thing is the underwear was on the sidewalk up to the building, not the sidewalk around the edge of the building where someone would most likely walk with said laundry basket. Oh my back hurts just thinking about this.
 
I had a little dauschund named Piccolo who was a underwear thief. Bras, panties, guys' briefs, clean, dirty, anything. He was a terrible miscreant. He would grab them, run and leave them in bizarre places: on top of the coffee table, in your purse, in the potato bin. He'd drag them outside and hang them on fences, in trees, on top of his little doghouse (he was inside/outside). Everytime I see a part of discarded dainties, I think, "Piccolo came past here."

It was probably his little ghost, still pillaging people's hampers.

(In all seriousness, you gotta feel bad for the poor sanitation worker who has to clean up all the gross stuff like this off the streets. Yuck. They all need pay raises.)
 
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Oh yea I use to have a cat that would steal my bras and wait until I had a male visitor stop by to pick me up for a date and bring them out and sling them around. She did it to embarrass me, but in every instance the guy turned out to be a dead beat. She must have been onto them in the beginning. I use to have an 80 year old neighbor. She was a gardener. She was outside all the time. Well, one day she did the wash and had a shirt hanging to dry on her line. A squirrel got it and dragged it all the way to the top of the tree. That poor lady came over to my house so perplexed and having no idea what she could do to get her shirt back. I said, "Margie, you don't want that shirt back." That got a laugh out of her. Sigh, she is in Heaven now. That shirt spent many a year up in the tree and raised many baby squirrels all warm and snuggly, until the hurricane hit. Then it was a gonner.
 
:surprisepony:I have read True stories that people steal women underwear and keep it. I think in New York there was a homeless man who did this he was not right in the head when the cops got him. He had stolen something like 3 dozen ladies underwear/bras, woman's shoes and dresses along with a bunch of other odd things. I do remember he had over 18 pairs of ladies men's and kids shoes horded away under a bridge. :unsure:

:winkpony:But I know for a fact that is Gremlins or Gnomes that still our underwear and sock. Trolls only steal left sock what's up with that!:lolpony:
 
Any and all of those. It could even be a homeless person who lost it too. They have to carry their clothes on their back.
 
I had all my panties stolen in college from the big dryer at the apartment where I lived. All I had was the pair I was wearing. My roommate bought me more because I had no money! Guess it taught me not to wait till I had nothing clean before I did laundry.

SO CREEPY. I mean, what did they do with them? Voodoo? Hats? I don't wanna know probably.
 
evilbunnyfoofoo said:
I had a little dauschund named Piccolo who was a underwear thief. Bras, panties, guys' briefs, clean, dirty, anything.
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It's honestly hilarious that you say that, because my dog Coco is the WORST when it comes to stealing underwear. I literally just found a stash of four pairs of panties under the guest bed in my room! No wonder I feel like I keep losing underwear! XD
 
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ehmaged who steals dirty clothes? Let alone underwear? I do remember a news report about someone stashing underwear in the roof. And I don't remember who said it, but its true. They wanted to start a Victoria's Secret on the roof! :rolleyes:


No wonder the prices are Sky high *ba dum tiss*
 
I read in one of those can you believe it story books that somewhere oversea there is a gang and they still woman's clothing. Its some much a issue that they made some kinda law against it. I rather have Gangs still underpants then shoot people though.
 
I live in a college town, and finding panties or a single shoe abandoned on the sidewalk is unfortunately pretty common! Especially after Thirsty Thursday or home football games. :p
 
Well there is no University anywhere near where I am. All of them are downtown with the exception of one being in Southwest part of my city which is far. So, its hard for me to believe this has anything to do with college students. Transients maybe. Crazy gangs and little boys playing pranks...weird in the head sickos and teenagers..yea maybe. Dog, cat raccoon, rat, squirrel thief..yea
 
I'm thinking it's aliens. They abducted some woman and did all kinds of horrible experiments on her. They parked their saucer for buy smokes and candy bars at a convenience store and the poor gal managed to run for her life, dropping her panties in her panic to escape! There's probably a whole trail of clothes, where they fell off as she fled!
 
Roflol, seriously, foofoo how do you think these things up? I am dying over here. This is an episode for Dr. WHO. Maybe the aliens thought the underwear was going to be their leader and they were disappointed in the panties efforts. So, they chunked them out the saucer window.
 
They only want big ol' granny panties, no thongs or dainties. These aliens like butts and they can't deny...

great. Now I have that awful song stuck in mah head. :p
 
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