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Starflower
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So I'm in Wal-Mart, a very ghetto Wal-Mart at that, which hardly ever gets in new MLP stock, and I was pleasantly surprised to see that they had rearranged the toy section. With high hopes that they might have a new pony or two, I go to the MLP section and am delighted to see that they have a new plush baby pony...until I take a closer look.
The pony, Bright Night is adorable to look at, but squeeze her hoof and she starts saying her bedtime prayers, and that pisses me off because its very specifically geared towards Christianity, saying 'Lord' and 'angels':
Now I lay me down to sleep;
I pray the Lord my soul to keep;
May angels watch me through the night;
Until I rise at morning light!
...or something like that. There's nothing wrong with religion or spirituality, but since when do Ponies pray to a Chrisitian god or a Jewish god- or ANY god at all?? Religion has never been thrust upon MLPs before, and I think there are many of us out there who can appreciate that, since not all of us are Christian.
I'd like to know what would happen if Ninja Turtles started kicking evil-doer *** in the name of Christ, or why don't we have He-Man hold a glowing Cross above his head instead instead of a magical sword. Ooh yeah! And there should be a special edition Strawberry Shortcake in a pink-colored habit, complete with a strawberry scented rosary! Now MLP's Bright Night is more subtle in its implications of the 'one' religion, but the message is none-the-less the same.
I mean, these are fictitious pink little ponies- since when do they worship a higher power- and what about angels? The only way this could work in the world of Ponyville/ Ponyland, etc is if the 'Lord' was the big happy sun that's always shining down on the old school MLPs and if the angels were pegasus ponies...but somehow, I don't think that's what Hasbro had in mind...
Anyway, sorry for the rant. After careful consideration, I have decided that I WILL purchase Night Bright and I will have her don WWFSMD baby clothes because the irony is just silly.
If you don't know what WWFSMD means, you should see this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
The pony, Bright Night is adorable to look at, but squeeze her hoof and she starts saying her bedtime prayers, and that pisses me off because its very specifically geared towards Christianity, saying 'Lord' and 'angels':
Now I lay me down to sleep;
I pray the Lord my soul to keep;
May angels watch me through the night;
Until I rise at morning light!
...or something like that. There's nothing wrong with religion or spirituality, but since when do Ponies pray to a Chrisitian god or a Jewish god- or ANY god at all?? Religion has never been thrust upon MLPs before, and I think there are many of us out there who can appreciate that, since not all of us are Christian.
I'd like to know what would happen if Ninja Turtles started kicking evil-doer *** in the name of Christ, or why don't we have He-Man hold a glowing Cross above his head instead instead of a magical sword. Ooh yeah! And there should be a special edition Strawberry Shortcake in a pink-colored habit, complete with a strawberry scented rosary! Now MLP's Bright Night is more subtle in its implications of the 'one' religion, but the message is none-the-less the same.
I mean, these are fictitious pink little ponies- since when do they worship a higher power- and what about angels? The only way this could work in the world of Ponyville/ Ponyland, etc is if the 'Lord' was the big happy sun that's always shining down on the old school MLPs and if the angels were pegasus ponies...but somehow, I don't think that's what Hasbro had in mind...
Anyway, sorry for the rant. After careful consideration, I have decided that I WILL purchase Night Bright and I will have her don WWFSMD baby clothes because the irony is just silly.
If you don't know what WWFSMD means, you should see this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster