If we're going witht he "ponies are little girls" then the only logical villain would be a little boy, all muddy and full of 'cooties'
Yep, you heard it here folks. When you hit a certain age, suddenly the opposite gender has cooties. I don't remember this stage, cause my friends were all boys, but I have it on very good authority that little boys are icky. I got this from my five year old cousin.
I read this sentence and my answer is that parents would be their villians. lol! Because we all know that parents ruin their kids fun all the time! :gonnagetit:
A disgruntled Custom Bait with the works... chewed hooves, pen marks, janked up hair, dirt and smudges. It would go around with a big bottle of nail polish and mark up all the 'mint' ponies it could find.