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first thing that came to my mind was from Toy Story grabber machine..

"Take me to your leader... we are eternally grateful....."

hahaa now that is what should be in a toy grabber. Then again maybe not, I have never been able to pull a toy out of one of those evil claw machines.:reaper:
 
Like these evil machines:

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All those ponies would be staring at me and I couldn't ever get one out. Maybe there is an art to doing that, that I have yet to find out about :surprisepony:
 
I've done it a few times, but generally I just have my friend do it for a guaranteed win. He has some uncanny mutant power and can win almost every time. It's like he instinctively knows what part of the toy to grab and balance perfectly so he can guide the claw to the drop. Once he cleared out almost an entire machine at Cici's Pizza, winning everything he could afford and passing it to the eager kids surrounding him. When he ran out of change, strangers were giving him money so he'd win them stuff. It was epic.

Those were our Halcyon Days...

:lolpony:
 
Like these evil machines:

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All those ponies would be staring at me and I couldn't ever get one out. Maybe there is an art to doing that, that I have yet to find out about :surprisepony:

We've got one filled with ponies near us too! I still can't believe I wasted 5 bucks on that thing! :unsure:

There's also a claw machine at a Walmart near us and it has a MIB Easter Fluttershy still in it from several years ago! I've been trying to get her out for quite a while now!
 
Like these evil machines:

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All those ponies would be staring at me and I couldn't ever get one out. Maybe there is an art to doing that, that I have yet to find out about :surprisepony:

I'm scared.

Yeah what if they come in here?

don't worry we're behind this protective force field of magic, the aliens can't get us. :)
 
I'm scared.

Yeah what if they come in here?

don't worry we're behind this protective force field of magic, the aliens can't get us. :)

Wait, you're not an alien?

Not that I am or anything. Just askin'... :unsure:
 
Like these evil machines:

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All those ponies would be staring at me and I couldn't ever get one out. Maybe there is an art to doing that, that I have yet to find out about :surprisepony:
Wow. I could ask a baby to just enter the Prize door and steal 'em all. Then I would pay the baby with swag. YEAH
 
Getting babies to share is sometimes difficult. You'll need to have the baby pass down all the toys then ditch her in the machine.

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We've got one filled with ponies near us too! I still can't believe I wasted 5 bucks on that thing! :unsure:

There's also a claw machine at a Walmart near us and it has a MIB Easter Fluttershy still in it from several years ago! I've been trying to get her out for quite a while now!

The fact that she is STILL In there is very worrying, it tells me that -

1. It is impossible to get her out, I wonder if they glued her down.
2. The game is rigged LOL
 
I had a friend who did maintenance on those machines. Apparently they are rigged in some way. He didn't elaborate, but they put the toys in in a very particular manner that makes it incredibly difficult to get them. One thing he said is that he set the claw to close loosely ten times out of 12. Twice during the 12 plays it would close more tightly, possibly allowing a win. He said people had to see other people win or they wouldn't play. Folks with very sensitive hands like my friend John (the guy who can win all the time) are apparently rare, and they can 'feel' differences in the way the claw is reacting and then react to that.

Guess there's a science to it.
 
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"Quick! Let's escape before Mr Huggles tag us!" Yo-yo said.
"I don't think he wants to play now..." Says the G3 PegasusPegasus
 
Windwhistler: Whoever ate my cookies will pay dearly! They cannot escape from my Sherlockesque methods of deduction.
 
That Totoro thingy "I'm gonna have some pony meat tonight"
Yo-yo "But mister we g1 ponies do not taste very good, try generation 3 ponies"
G3 Pegasus "Thanks a lot Yo-yo!"

Windwhistler: "Wanna share the last cookie?.. Nope, I was just kidding. IT'S MY PRECIOUS!"
 
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