~*Time for a Spooky MLP Halloween Story Game*~ STORY HAS ENDED!! See page 19!

FINALLY!!!!! I'm piecing the story together right now =) It'll be up later today.
 
HERE IT IS! (Minor punctuation added) ENJOY!:flame::flame::flame:



On a cold dark morning Pinkie and Minty were walking through dark, dreary caverns in the middle of Missouri. Home was where they were going when thunder began to rumble and fog swirled around them. Suddenly there appeared before them 5 unidentifiable shadows lurking ahead, all of which looked like them, except redesigned to look like something completely outtawack. :p They stared in bewilderment, wondering how those things had gotten through Ponyland security. They looked and suddenly the shadows were jumping up and down, and began shooting lasers at them. Shocked at what they saw they ran to the police!! The police didn't believe them. So they decided to ask Scooby Doo & the gang for some advice on what what colour to dye their big corduroy pants! They said how about tie-dye colored? Pinkie and Minty thought that another monster might jump out and steal all of their Paula Deen fried chicken recipes. So instead they skipped off across the misty road to a fast food place to grab some funnel cake when giant flying spiders fell from the Mcdonalds across the street. They were so large they caught up to the ponies quik :O The lead spider said angrily, "I want fried chicken recipes!!" Minty, with shaking legs, said: "Pinkie Where is your Magic toaster? I need it because It Zaps away the Spiders." But Pinky knew Kung Fu and she backflipped quickly into a large pink unicorn pony. The large pink unicorn glared deeply into Pinkies eyes and stamped her hoof saying: "Pink G3 stuck on horn!" Then the unicorn transformed into a lunchbox full of apples! The lunchbox said, "Give me your pickles or else you'll force my hand!" But the spiders saw the lunchbox and remembered their phobia of little red buttons. However, the bag of Doritos suddenly appeared and started shaking violently. Then the spiders shrieked and ran! The bag of Doritos opened! They grew little hairy legs! Minty looked confused to Pinkie. Pinkie knew minty will soon call the one being who will shower all with magical Marshmallows! Suddenly a shower of sparkles came from one of the marshmallows butts and then it screamed, "Give me your bacon!" Unfortunately, bacon could not be cultivated because it's off season. The marshmallow looked strangely at the dancing flamingo who suddenly transformed into RainbowDash and StarSwirl! "Oh Holy Q-Tips!" Exclaimed Pinky, as Rainbow Dash launched into a somersault that was a bit tricky for her. Splat! RD landed in the pink lunchbox! The lunchbox began to whelp painfully as RD wiggled violently. Pinkie then asked RD what time they were supposed trick or treat with Chuck Norris. Minty squealed then because she saw from the corner of her eye giant socks! Then she abandoned Pinkie to the secret cave of haunted bats!! From inside the cave she crept along, it was dark and smelled like feet. Suddenly a bunch of glowing geckos crept up behind her and started crawling up her tail heading up to her ears! Then they started singing! Pinkie started freaking out and swished her tail violently. Then, out of nowhere, Chuck Norris Kung Fued those nasty geckos and baked a pie. Then Chuck Norris asked Pinkie out. Pinkie said "OMG! Yes!" and demonstrated some kungfu to impress the fairy princess Kiwi Tart. Minty got jealous of Pinkie! She must be overthrown, but Pinkie is psychic, she will destroy Minty using only her laserbeam eyes and her fiery breath of legendary impending doom! Chuck Norris coughed, then decided he would rather date pinkie's mom Purple Pie. Reading his mind, Pinkie angrily stole his blackberry and ran to the deepest part of the river. Pinkie tossed the phone, but she missed the water's edge by at least a mile. Suddenly the water turned bright orange! Pinkie freaked! Frozen over, Pinkie skidded across orange ice, and then she cried in terror; "Minty! Get help while you still can!" Minty turned to Chuck and stuck her tongue out at Kiwi Tart, exclaiming triumphantly, "Fairy butts and monster guts are smelly!" She ran to purple pie and smacked her on the forehead causing a huge lump. Purple pie screamed in rage, "Why doesn't anybody love me?!" Then David Bowie ate her. Chuck sighed, "No more date..." Bowie adjusted his Labyrinth-tights and ate minty too. Then went out with Chuck for pizza, ice cream and pony guts at Sugarberry's newly opened restaurant. RD saw the whole thing and was very unhappy until the jonas brothers showed up! RD cried pathetically into Joe's hanky. Then RD remembered the Mysterious Mystery of the Mystifying Micro Monkey who grants wishes whenever you pull on your tail. RD pulled her tail and out came a toxic fart!! Everyone in the restaurant then got frozen in ice. Then Applejack showed up. She wondered if she should kill Joe. RD saw her then and joined in on the fun. The day was coming to to an end, sun setting over this abominable scene. Amazement. All turned and headed home to enjoy a bubble bath to relax and remember the day. Then Pinkie woke up and ate some candy corn. Sleeping peacefully beside her was the Magical Mystical Micro Monkey and Davie Bowie's tight pants. Minty was nearby snoring with Chuck Norris and his beard. It was a wonderful sight. And then pinkie saw huge letters flying through the air that spelled 'THE END' :ghost2::ghost2:
 
LOL Goodness! I was seriously giggling the entire time- you guys did such an awesome job. It was so funny! We definitely need to do this again in the near future. Huge thanks to Midnight Fireflies for putting it all together for us to read!
 
After reading it all I can seriously say is "We all be trippin'":weird:
 
yeah ,that was one odd story ;)
 
Gypsydancer said:
After reading it all I can seriously say is "We all be trippin'":weird:
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No Kidding! LOL - I love that story! It's my new favorite read!!!!
 
You could always read it as a bedtime story for your kids!!!!!! haha
 
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