The world according to Yuki

tulagirl

tulagirl

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I thought I would post all the silly stuff Yuki puts me thru.

1. There is no such thing as a baby gate. I can go over it, under it and thru it with ease. Even my tiny size doesn't mean I can't fly. I have invisible wings.

2. I am a two year old child running around the living room without a diaper on.

Give me strength roflol.

I have not had an accident because mom is ocd about potty trips outside.
 
Well, you'll know he has invisible wings when you catch him on camera getting the dog treats off the top of the fridge.
 
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Yes that most likely will happen some time this week. I am certain of it. First he is probably thinking about pulling all the dvds out of the cabinet.
 
tulagirl said:
Well, this evening he was barking at his tail. Apparently, we should name it Jerry since to him it is another living thing separate from him.
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ROFLOL!!! :lolpony: Your so funny tularoola!
 
tulagirl said:
Well, this evening he was barking at his tail. Apparently, we should name it Jerry since to him it is another living thing separate from him.
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I needed that laugh! Awesome! Thank you. :)
 
This morning we went on our usual walk, but did you know that a trash can is a vicious alien from outer space? Yes! They plan on taking over the planet.

Yuki is slowing getting use to trash day. The big trucks really amaze him and cause him to go into a hypnotic daze. Once those pass by the trash can is another obstacle in his walk. Eventually, he will be able to walk by them without stopping and digging his toe nails into the concrete with an emphatic, "I am not walking next to that!!"


Leave a Whisper said:
@tulagirl Mini says to keep that tail away from fish. :D
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Yes it occurred to me that if his tail is Jerry and he eats which supplies his tail (Jerry) with energy to wag. If he takes a poo this must mean that part of Jerry over used energy cells are left in the ground. Does this mean we worship it since it came from Yuki? I just know I am onto something here. I guess what I will do since you are trying to save Jerry is bag up all the little poohs and send them to you priority mail. Baaaaaa
 
tulagirl said:
This morning we went on our usual walk, but did you know that a trash can is a vicious alien from outer space? Yes! They plan on taking over the planet.

Yuki is slowing getting use to trash day. The big trucks really amaze him and cause him to go into a hypnotic daze. Once those pass by the trash can is another obstacle in his walk. Eventually, he will be able to walk by them without stopping and digging his toe nails into the concrete with an emphatic, "I am not walking next to that!!"




Yes it occurred to me that if his tail is Jerry and he eats which supplies his tail (Jerry) with energy to wag. If he takes a poo this must mean that part of Jerry over used energy cells are left in the ground. Does this mean we worship it since it came from Yuki? I just know I am onto something here. I guess what I will do since you are trying to save Jerry is bag up all the little poohs and send them to you priority mail. Baaaaaa
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Yeah they must really scare him being so big and noisy.

Umm we're good, our little guy produces plenty o' poo.
 
tulagirl said:
This morning we went on our usual walk, but did you know that a trash can is a vicious alien from outer space? Yes! They plan on taking over the planet.

Yuki is slowing getting use to trash day. The big trucks really amaze him and cause him to go into a hypnotic daze. Once those pass by the trash can is another obstacle in his walk. Eventually, he will be able to walk by them without stopping and digging his toe nails into the concrete with an emphatic, "I am not walking next to that!!"




Yes it occurred to me that if his tail is Jerry and he eats which supplies his tail (Jerry) with energy to wag. If he takes a poo this must mean that part of Jerry over used energy cells are left in the ground. Does this mean we worship it since it came from Yuki? I just know I am onto something here. I guess what I will do since you are trying to save Jerry is bag up all the little poohs and send them to you priority mail. Baaaaaa
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I just hope you don't bow before it. Jerry I hear can be mighty stinky.
 
Boy I can see how important that statement was since it posted twice. ROFLOL Yea I get it. Don't share the baggies of pooh. Baaaaaaa Poor Jerry, he is doomed to a life of death and life after death over and over. @Leave a Whisper
 
tulagirl said:
Boy I can see how important that statement was since it posted twice. ROFLOL Yea I get it. Don't share the baggies of pooh. Baaaaaaa Poor Jerry, he is doomed to a life of death and life after death over and over. @Leave a Whisper
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Sorry. There was a slowdown and freeze and then it posted twice.
 
Leave a Whisper said:
Sorry. There was a slowdown and freeze and then it posted twice.
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Ha I know that has happened to me too. Yuki is making me crazy today. He is just in this mood where he isn't happy any place I have him. I can be right there and unless he is on my head he is busy and trying to jump hurdles. I think he is going to be a track star.
 
tulagirl said:
Ha I know that has happened to me too. Yuki is making me crazy today. He is just in this mood where he isn't happy any place I have him. I can be right there and unless he is on my head he is busy and trying to jump hurdles. I think he is going to be a track star.
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With those short legs I guess he figures he'll need a good vantage point. :p
 
Don't let Yuki meet my cat Jazz. He will tech him Teleport or how to open his own stargate and be in another room before you can blink.
 
Ology said:
Don't let Yuki meet my cat Jazz. He will tech him Teleport or how to open his own stargate and be in another room before you can blink.
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I am almost certain Yuki already has the technology to teleport. He seems to disappear from one place and appear in a completely different area than he is supposed to be often. Living room poof....laundry basket in the hallway...living room poof.....back master bedroom......living room poof....dinging room table to visit Vinny who lounges on the chairs. Oh please don't poof yourself outside. I will have heart failure.
 
tulagirl said:
I am almost certain Yuki already has the technology to teleport. He seems to disappear from one place and appear in a completely different area than he is supposed to be often. Living room poof....laundry basket in the hallway...living room poof.....back master bedroom......living room poof....dinging room table to visit Vinny who lounges on the chairs. Oh please don't poof yourself outside. I will have heart failure.
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Yuki is a Pokemon. ;)
 
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Baaaaaaaaaa you guys are so funny. I am not a Pokemon person so, I don't know anything about that.
 
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