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TwilightStarshine
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This I bought today:
The ice cream truck was 50% off and the salon 20%.
Plus I had an additional €1 discount on each of the MLP singles. I saved €20! Yay!
I decided to have some fun with them:
^This means I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. They're just like children: once you allow something, they take EVERYTHING. Even your dignity and selfesteem.
ZOMG ice cream truck!
'Are you sure you don't want some imaginary chocolate on your pistache ice cream, Secret Wish? You still have 450 imaginary calories left! *giggles*'
Friends eating ice cream and gossiping about the new ee-vil core 7 ponies that have come to take over Ponyland.
OH NOES A BUG!!! SQUISH IT SQUISH IT SQUISH IT!!!
Will the TRUE Rainbow Dash come forward? There she is- smug and haughty as always. Core 7 owns. That's why SHE can stand on that catwalk and you CAN'T, RD-1. Let's face it: who wants a fat-headed smokeyblue pony wearing G1 legwarmers? Are you bathing in bleach? You look FADED for Christ's sake! And oh, you're too fat to wear that exclusive core 7 skirt by the way. Take it off. Loser.
Close-up of the two Dashes.
What the..?! Where's the Ponyland Police when you need them?! SHE'S STEALING THAT HAT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! Sneaky little... *mumble mumble* Can't trust your own ponies... *mumble*
EEEEYAAAAAAAAH!!! WHAT'S. WITH. THE. BUGS?!?! SQUISH THEM ALREADY!!!
'One day... That icecream truck shall be mine... Yes... I can see it now... The dawn of a new era... "Cotton Candy: Italian ice cream magnate"! Mwuahahahahahahaha! Watch out, Rainbow Swirl... I shall return... And victory... AND monopoly... Shall be mine!!'
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At least that explains why I can't find my Satin Slipper Sweet Shoppe and Scoops anywhere.
The ice cream truck was 50% off and the salon 20%.
Plus I had an additional €1 discount on each of the MLP singles. I saved €20! Yay! I decided to have some fun with them:
^This means I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. They're just like children: once you allow something, they take EVERYTHING. Even your dignity and selfesteem.
ZOMG ice cream truck!
'Are you sure you don't want some imaginary chocolate on your pistache ice cream, Secret Wish? You still have 450 imaginary calories left! *giggles*'
Friends eating ice cream and gossiping about the new ee-vil core 7 ponies that have come to take over Ponyland.
OH NOES A BUG!!! SQUISH IT SQUISH IT SQUISH IT!!!
Will the TRUE Rainbow Dash come forward? There she is- smug and haughty as always. Core 7 owns. That's why SHE can stand on that catwalk and you CAN'T, RD-1. Let's face it: who wants a fat-headed smokeyblue pony wearing G1 legwarmers? Are you bathing in bleach? You look FADED for Christ's sake! And oh, you're too fat to wear that exclusive core 7 skirt by the way. Take it off. Loser.
Close-up of the two Dashes.
What the..?! Where's the Ponyland Police when you need them?! SHE'S STEALING THAT HAT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! Sneaky little... *mumble mumble* Can't trust your own ponies... *mumble*
EEEEYAAAAAAAAH!!! WHAT'S. WITH. THE. BUGS?!?! SQUISH THEM ALREADY!!!
'One day... That icecream truck shall be mine... Yes... I can see it now... The dawn of a new era... "Cotton Candy: Italian ice cream magnate"! Mwuahahahahahahaha! Watch out, Rainbow Swirl... I shall return... And victory... AND monopoly... Shall be mine!!'
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At least that explains why I can't find my Satin Slipper Sweet Shoppe and Scoops anywhere.
