"Oh NO he didn't!!" ~*Corny Pick up Lines*~ V-Day Raffle! CONGRATS TO LUNAROSE8!!!

[firefighterpony2008]

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

 

[Nessyb]

" Cold, good lookin ? i got something to take your chills away "

Thats the cleanest pick up i have

 

[sirenamber]

"You bring the dice, I'll bring the DM guide and we'll see what we roll."

Yep, that was used on me at a gaming store once...It was kinda funny but a little uncomfortable at the same time.

LMAO!! OMG!! That is so good I had to go tell my hubby! (we are D&Ders)


And as for my entry...
The pic is from manateejaq`s sale list (it was the only decent pic of a G1 Minty I could find online - as I don`t have her... yet)

Because my birthday is on St. Patrick's day, I can't count the number of times I've had this line used on me; at least once a year since I was 19, LOL!!!

 

[mulbiles]

pick me up...not!

"If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"



Guy: You know you would be cute wearing spock ears.

Me: I'm not going to wear spock ears.

Guy: I didn't mean in public.

Me: end of conversation

 

[Foxtale]

Hope it hasn't been done already.

" I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

 

[babycrumpet]

I'm not sure if this is a pickup line or not, but the first thing my husband ever said to me live and face to face was:

"You're taller than I thought you'd be. Will you help me carry my luggage?"

ROTFL - that is AWESOME!! Cheers to Mr. Skeen

 

[LLBPonyGirl]

"You bring the dice, I'll bring the DM guide and we'll see what we roll."

Yep, that was used on me at a gaming store once...It was kinda funny but a little uncomfortable at the same time.

:lol: i'll have to see if anyone tries that on me when i go supply shopping in a few weeks. last i knew, the game shop up north rarely gets any girls let along girl players ^^;

wish i had some funny lines from my YGO playing days but all those guys i think were intimidated (the younger ones) or thought i was funny (the older ones) :shrug: oh well

:reaper: Kat :reaper:

 

[Bren41882]

The cornyist one I ever got was "You're name must be Gillette cause you're the best a man can get" I mean really using a razor slogan? *rolls eyes*

 

[ElementalParadise]

This one's from the movie Fired Up: "I love every bone in your body. Especially mine."

 

[Starrby]

Hope it hasn't been done already.

" I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

Love it. XD --it goes with my Nerdentine:

 

[WarmSnuggles]

Love it. XD --it goes with my Nerdentine:

Holy geekery! I love them both! (This one, and the tangent to your curves.)

 

[jennyvier]

"You know what they say about ponies with big hooves, don't you?

...they wear big horseshoes."

 

[thebeth]

Hope it hasn't been done already.

" I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

Love it. XD --it goes with my Nerdentine:

Those are both freakin' awesome! I miss calculus...

 

[Nightmare_Knight]

Hope it hasn't been done already.

" I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

Love it. XD --it goes with my Nerdentine:

Alright, I'm not proud of these but here goes...

"Oh yeah, I love it when a girl talks nerdy to me..."

"You must be from Tennessee. Because you're the only Ten I see..."

"When God created you, I'm surprised he continued after perfection..."

"Hey, are you feeling alright? Don't worry, I'm a love doctor..."

*finds a rock to hide under*

 

[Tahlise]

Mine's more like the horror stories Skig has. I used to work as a retail wench at Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament. And the king/master of ceremonies was always saying stuff to the girls. Keep in mind that he's like 55 or so. Here's a few he said to me.

I was alone at my station, cleaning the glass and when the king came around, you had to stop what you were doing and bow o his majesty. Well, I did so and he looked at me and said. "You know you have the perfect shaped face, like a heart. I could make you queen."

Another time, he was drinking and I tried to hide. He saw me and cornered me saying. "I think the king should have his very own wench that he can spank and abuse as he pleases.." *leering grin* Ack!

 

[thebeth]

Another time, he was drinking and I tried to hide. He saw me and cornered me saying. "I think the king should have his very own wench that he can spank and abuse as he pleases.." *leering grin* Ack!

oh GAWD I would have hidden too!

 

[Chrissytree]

Let's see... how about some non pick up lines, ifI can remember them from the joke book...

Romantic dinner between mummy and daddy monster with baby monster hiding under the table.
Daddy monster : your lips are like petals
Baby monster : *whispers* bicycle pedals
Daddy monster : you cheeks are like peaches
Baby Monster : *football pitches*
Daddy Monster : and your teeth are like stars.
baby monster : *whispers* they come out at night.

 

[tebrighteyes]

re

Do you play video games? Because you're my Final Fantasy.


And my brother uses this whenever he goes to a video store and they ask him for his phone number.

Now that you have my number can I have yours?

 

[Pikabubba]

Contest is now over. Random.org has been used and we have a winner! Entry #38 (please see entry list page one)!

Congratulations to Lunarose8!!!!​

Her pickup line entry:

This is a favorite of mine: "Did you fart? Because you blew me away."

Please PM me your addy Lunarose8 and your prize will be shipped out this week!

 

[Tiegrsi]

Congratulations Lunarose8 !