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I was at a hockey game once when the following happened:
I was wearing a t-shirt that reads "Huge tracks of land." (If you've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you get it.) I was also wearing a zip-up sweatshirt that was half zipped, so I didn't think you could read the t-shirt. However, as I was walking up the stairs during a break to use the bathroom a guy stopped me and said:
"Why yes they are!"
I was very confused and he pointed at my shirt. Yea...
That's a line from the song The Way You Do The Things You Do; a song chocked full of cheesy pickup lines...my favorite of which is: Baby your so smart, you could've been a school bookThis was actually said to me once by a random dude passing me on the street...soooo cheesy!
"If good looks were a minute, Baby, you'd be an hour!"
This is a favorite of mine: "Did you fart? Because you blew me away."
Old man customer: You know, I think freckles are sexy, and I can say that because I'm old.
Me: And I can tell you to leave because you're gross.
Customer: So what are you doing after work?
Me: Not you. Ever.
Old man customer: You know, I think freckles are sexy, and I can say that because I'm old.
Me: And I can tell you to leave because you're gross.