My Haunted Pony

Once I woke up for no reason in the dead of night, I woke up, and then sunsparkle fell forward and off my bedside, she wasn't even standing up when I went to sleep. My gumball house goes off when my mum cleaned it, making her jump, and my ponies and especially the brushes disappear.
My bab dog had a heartbeat thingy, and that would make a beeping noise for no reason, and vibrate really hard, so I had to ahem.... Remove it.....
 
During my beginner customizing days back in 2007, I tried using Wielders glue to glue custom pony heads on, and I didn't know at the time the glue permanently stayed tacky and never hardened, and well one night I had the bedroom light turned off of our apartment, and I looked in our bedroom from the living room where the light was on, and I suddenly saw a headless custom pony on my wall shelf and the head was hanging near it. I FREAKED going OMG HOW DID THAT HAPPEN.
I was thoroughly scared.

Then short months later, our Cadet heater had a electronic flame cloud shoot out the top of it randomly in the middle of the night one night >___> that apartment was scary.

I had a tail less Fire Fly pony once that had part of her ear bitten off, and it was colored red where the bite marks were <___< found it in a pile of junk in a driveway of a house of which people had just abandoned.
Some kid probably purposely colored the bite mark of the ear, but man that pony was ugly. Always kept it though probably until I was a teen. Wish I really really kept it, because I would have just customized it during my adult years
 
YOu know it didn't scare me, but the other day I was convinced my kitten was on the counter. I went to scold her only to see it was this big derp eyed plastic horse I'd left there. And it hadn't been there long, but I had totally forgotten it. It would be funny, but an hour later I saw that stupid horse again and went stomping in to get the cat off the counter only to see it was... big dumb derp horse. I dunno if I'm senile or what!
 
YOu know it didn't scare me, but the other day I was convinced my kitten was on the counter. I went to scold her only to see it was this big derp eyed plastic horse I'd left there. And it hadn't been there long, but I had totally forgotten it. It would be funny, but an hour later I saw that stupid horse again and went stomping in to get the cat off the counter only to see it was... big dumb derp horse. I dunno if I'm senile or what!
 
evilbunnyfoofoo said:
YOu know it didn't scare me, but the other day I was convinced my kitten was on the counter. I went to scold her only to see it was this big derp eyed plastic horse I'd left there. And it hadn't been there long, but I had totally forgotten it. It would be funny, but an hour later I saw that stupid horse again and went stomping in to get the cat off the counter only to see it was... big dumb derp horse. I dunno if I'm senile or what!
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Don't worry, I scared myself by the car's motor clacking, I thought I stepped on something :p
 
My ponies or toys never have scared me but sense I was small I never had many friends and was bullied a lot. I cant tell you how many times I came home and cried into my ponies manes and hug my stuff animals and blankets.
One night I had a terrible day at school and was almost beat up I came home and grab my blanket my Tigger and my firefly. I told them what happen and well they got warm. My room had no heater and it was pretty chilly that day. It was not my body temp or anything. I almost felt Firefly snuggle me a bit. I did feel better but I cried myself to sleep.
Funny thing that person had nightmares after that he never said of what but he left me alone after that.
 
Ology said:
My ponies or toys never have scared me but sense I was small I never had many friends and was bullied a lot. I cant tell you how many times I came home and cried into my ponies manes and hug my stuff animals and blankets.
One night I had a terrible day at school and was almost beat up I came home and grab my blanket my Tigger and my firefly. I told them what happen and well they got warm. My room had no heater and it was pretty chilly that day. It was not my body temp or anything. I almost felt Firefly snuggle me a bit. I did feel better but I cried myself to sleep.
Funny thing that person had nightmares after that he never said of what but he left me alone after that.
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Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that!
Wait, Firefly snuggled you? How sweet of her!
Wait he had nightmares? Maybe of a pastel pony beating him up, that is what boys' nightmares mean right?
 
Ology said:
My ponies or toys never have scared me but sense I was small I never had many friends and was bullied a lot. I cant tell you how many times I came home and cried into my ponies manes and hug my stuff animals and blankets.
One night I had a terrible day at school and was almost beat up I came home and grab my blanket my Tigger and my firefly. I told them what happen and well they got warm. My room had no heater and it was pretty chilly that day. It was not my body temp or anything. I almost felt Firefly snuggle me a bit. I did feel better but I cried myself to sleep.
Funny thing that person had nightmares after that he never said of what but he left me alone after that.
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*huggles*
 
By the way, here's mah big ol' Derpy counter horse...
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I love her expression. Sheer consternation.
 
evilbunnyfoofoo said:
By the way, here's mah big ol' Derpy counter horse...
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I love her expression. Sheer consternation.
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OH GOD. I'm going to have nightmares tonight*!

*No pun intended. But she is a nightmare!

Like Cinderella's horses gone wrong
 
She's even funnier in person. Her eyes are HUGE.
 
She could've definitely beamed down from an aline ship. She's probably waiting to lay eggs in our chests!
 
evilbunnyfoofoo said:
She could've definitely beamed down from an aline ship. She's probably waiting to lay eggs in our chests!
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BTW, I was about to type "AH" as in Alien Horse, then remembered that is how you nicknamed Action Hank! lol

I can imagine the planet of the Plastic-Eyed Horse
 
Action Hank is maybe an Alien Horse. Or a Stubborn Donkey. :D
 
Tag him. He must take it. LIKE A MAN.
 
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