If you lived in Pony Land......

kaoskat

kaoskat

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Would you corrupt the ponies? I don't know why but this just occurred to me and made me laugh. So, would you? And how? And I don't mean on purpose because you are trying to, but just by being you without any plan to influence them. Would you alter their innocent childlike views of the world and friendship?

I wouldn't. I could live in Pony Land without altering anything except there might be more pink and sparkles. I don't drink or smoke or touch drugs or sleep with anyone I'm not married to. I don't even curse. I do my very best to not hurt anyone else's feelings. I would be a good little pony. I know. I'm a gooberhead. I'm fine with that though. My friends love me and I make things fun in ways that don't involve the police showing up at some point so it's all good. Anyway, the fact that I am so absurdly childlike and innocent made me laugh. So, would anyone care to join me on the throne of 3 year olds or are you going to come into Pony Land and create a brand new throne and change everything?
 
I'm with you, the innocence is the best part of ponyland!
 
Well you'd have to define "corrupt". If i went to Ponyland, i'd introduce the color black to the rainbow and well...that could cause problems ^^; Not that i'm a bad person or anything; i don't drink or do drugs or swear, or any of that. I just a weird sense of humor, am sarcastic and cynical at times, and like some darker themed suff sometimes. And yet, I love bright neons and pastels and playing with fuzzy little cute things-I'm just strange like that. So yeah, if I lived in Ponyland, things would get more conflicted, but "corrupted" persay...idts.

And now that i said that you all think i'm weird. YAY I'M WEIRD! :lol: But good question, i liked thinking about my answer.

:reaper: Kat :reaper:
 
Let's use the definition of "corrupt" that is "2: alter from the original". Since I pretty much meant adding anything to Pony Land that wasn't there already. So yes, adding black would be corrupting.

And LLBPonyGirl we are all weird! We are pony girls and boys! Being weird isn't bad! After all, pony people are the best kind of people right?
 
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Going by the voices in the movies...I'd bring an apple or two to shove in a few mouths lol but that's the only corruption I'd do :D
 
If I went there straight from reality, I might probably corrupt them. XD

If I was born there, then I'll more likely be happy and goody goody since there's no school and work stress. ;)
 
Are we talking G1s or G3s? The G3s are pretty innocent and all-around-happy. The G1s . . . well, they didn't drink or do drugs, but they weren't THAT innocent and child-like. I mean, the first tooth ponies sang a whole song about the horrible things they wanted to happen to the newborn twins (hit by lightning, eaten by monsters, etc), Shady was manic depressive, and Gusty was very . . . abrasive.
 
Hahah I came here to say exactly what LadyM said! Ponies are NOT all that cutsie and innocent! The Princess Ponies did nothing but ***** about who's good enough to be queen, Teddy was a complete bully, Ace was a jerk to Melody (was it Melody?). Didn't one of the unicorns grumpily send Cotton Candy to sleep to stop her eating the flowers in one of the original stories/back cards? They all made Sundance feel like poop when they were getting ready for Megan's return, Baby Lickety Split was an absolute brat.

I'm sure I could list soo much more if I thought about it XD
 
well i can't live without my music, so.. loud metal music in ponyland, oooh yeah XD
 
I guess if I didn't change anything about myself and was suddenly dropped into ponyland I would probably end up corrupting them lol I swear, I drink on occasion, I like black, and I listen to music with questionable lyrics... so even though it wouldn't be intentional, yeah I'd probably alter ponyland :p
 
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Hahah I came here to say exactly what LadyM said! Ponies are NOT all that cutsie and innocent! The Princess Ponies did nothing but ***** about who's good enough to be queen, Teddy was a complete bully, Ace was a jerk to Melody (was it Melody?). Didn't one of the unicorns grumpily send Cotton Candy to sleep to stop her eating the flowers in one of the original stories/back cards? They all made Sundance feel like poop when they were getting ready for Megan's return, Baby Lickety Split was an absolute brat.

I'm sure I could list soo much more if I thought about it XD
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Oh man, Teddy was a freakin' juvenile delinquent! How about when he blackmailed Bon Bon to carry his books, etc? Then tried to blackmail her into going to a school dance with him!

Then there were all the ponies who got on Wind Whistler's case for not crying at a sad story. ("Only someone without FEELINGS wouldn't be upset!")

Yeah, it was Moondancer who "put Cotton Candy into hibernation" (ominous!) for eating her garden on her backcard AND in the comics.

Not to mention they actually snuffed a couple of their enemies--Tirak, La-Van, and those goons working for Porcina (by turning them to glass and then SHATTERING them, whoa!). To be honest, I think that's more than the G1 Autobots ever did. I swear, the ponies would've taken care of Megatron in one thirty minute special, not let him terrorize them week after week.
 
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