Holiday horrors or hilarity

[The Cleo Collector]

So beside a fun time and together time. It seem the holidays also have a horror or a funny side.

Does anyone here have a holiday horror or hilarity story to tell?

I have many myself but this happened last night. Me and my mom were Christmas shopping for the two kids mom is sponsoring for Christmas.
I wanted a certain Frozen Fever Elsa blanket and they are 10.00. So I found the bin and of course the last one is at the bottom. Does this stop me? Heck no! I dig and dig and finally see the blanket so closes. I reach for it and OUCH! I got a nasty nasty cardboard cut on it. It's the smallest cut that bleed the most. So I am freaking out I hate blood from me and looking for ye old bandaid in my bag. Of course no bandaid so I grab the blanket and am walking around with my finger on my mouth. I fined my mom and she's like " what happen now"? I told her she just rolled her eyes. This stuff is way to common for me.
Oh cherry on top I did get the blanket and of course I bled on it and on my frozen Elsa shirt. Luckily mom thinks she can get it out. My figure still hurts.


What your story?

 

[Philly]

I get sick every Christmas
That's my only story
Actuall I lied I have one more
Once I was plugging in Christmas lights that belonged to my great grandmother and I was legitimately electrocuted and it was a bizzare feeling of pain and confusion, I didn't tell my mother it happened until like 5 years later but since then I never plugged it back in. Don't use your great grandma's Christmas lights because the wiring is probably faulty by now

 

[starbeam]

Well, one year at the dinner, we have our little "Fizz Parties" (We get those cans of whacky sting, silly strong, whatever. And spray it like we are in a war. That is, after we drink two bottles of cider XD) and someone (might have been one of the kids) tripped on top of the heater, knocking it down. Luckily it was off. Everyone just shrugged and kept fighting XD

 

[evilbunnyfoofoo]

One year my friend was apparently going to surprise her husband by giving herself as a gift. I mean, she'd wrapped her nekkid body in ribbon and added three strategically placed bows. You know where, I'm sure. Well, little did she know he invited me and several other friends over to his house for some gaming! So the crowd of us walk in their house and there she is lying on the couch in nothing but ribbon and trying to be all sex-say! We all died laughing and she was just mortified! She was a good sport about it though, which was great. I'd have hated to hurt her feelings.

But we've never let her live it down! You don't give up good ammo like THAT!