- Sep 18, 2014
I'm dying here. I need water! *gaaaaasp*I hate to admit this but... when I was a kid my neighbour ran over my cat. So when he went on a two week vacation, I stuffed five dead fish I found at the creek through his mail slot. Crammed 'em right in. He'd left the A/C off, and you know how hot it gets in Texas summers.
Ah. REVENGE. Stinky, but sweet.
Hey, you know...one live skunk would have done the trick too! LOL You would have had to sedate it first then slip it through the mail slot. It would wake up and roam the place stinking it up. Leave it some dog food. Owner comes home, scares skunk they are camping out in the driveway for weeks. My dad got sprayed by a skunk once. It has been a source of great jokes and laughing ever since. He will never live that down. Now he gets skunk items for Christmas every year. Daughter is so sweet. Wink
Disclaimer: This is a joke, do not do this at home!
Open cans of playdoh, pipe cleaners (colorful ones), a picture of the manager, and markers.
Make a huge blob with the playdoh, stick the picture of the manager there, use the pipe cleaners to put as arms, then draw a moustache and big bushy eyebrows. Also write "ALL HAIL DA MANAGER" poorly. As a bonus, get candles and perform a "ritual" by singing "Frosty the snowman" and "This is Halloween". And make a potato hat and wear it while doing it XD