1,000 Ways to get Kicked Outta Wal-Mart (Game)

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I hate to admit this but... when I was a kid my neighbour ran over my cat. So when he went on a two week vacation, I stuffed five dead fish I found at the creek through his mail slot. Crammed 'em right in. He'd left the A/C off, and you know how hot it gets in Texas summers.

Ah. REVENGE. Stinky, but sweet.
Hey, you know...one live skunk would have done the trick too! LOL You would have had to sedate it first then slip it through the mail slot. It would wake up and roam the place stinking it up. Leave it some dog food. Owner comes home, scares skunk they are camping out in the driveway for weeks. My dad got sprayed by a skunk once. It has been a source of great jokes and laughing ever since. He will never live that down. Now he gets skunk items for Christmas every year. Daughter is so sweet. Wink
Disclaimer: This is a joke, do not do this at home!
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Open cans of playdoh, pipe cleaners (colorful ones), a picture of the manager, and markers.

Make a huge blob with the playdoh, stick the picture of the manager there, use the pipe cleaners to put as arms, then draw a moustache and big bushy eyebrows. Also write "ALL HAIL DA MANAGER" poorly. As a bonus, get candles and perform a "ritual" by singing "Frosty the snowman" and "This is Halloween". And make a potato hat and wear it while doing it XD
 

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If I weren't so awful about where I keep pics, I'd post a few of them. He was so cute. Heck, I haven't even posted llama pics yet.

And you wanna bizarre confession? I still have Stinkmeyer. He is bundled up in plastic and hidden in the bottom of my freezer. I'm hoping to have him stuffed one day, but it's really expensive. I talked with him about it before he died, he seemed okay with it. Then again, he may have only wanted the cookies I was sharing...
 

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Yea my relative went deep sea fishing and caught one of those huge fish I forget what they are called sword fish maybe. He had that one sent to the taxidermy and it carried a hefty price tag.. It was done in Mexico though. I am very anti hunting so this is a difficult thing for me to see people do.
 

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I am anti trophy hunting too. I don't mind hunting for food, but killing just to mount their heads? So cruel. And wasteful. The ones that make me to most furious are the people who kill rare animals then display them like they'd done something somehow of value. Killing rare animals should be major jail time, not bragging rights.

I know a couple of my sisters think I'm wacky to want Stinkmeyer stuffed, but he was just so so so beautiful. I raised him from a bitty baby up to an adult. I tried to release him after training him, like many critters before him, but he just never would go. No matter how far we took him, 6 miles away once, he came back. I realized he intended to stay. I had him till he died of old age. I wept for days. I was just crazy for him. I have this idea of having him stuffed sitting up with his little arm out so I can put a tea cup in his wee hand. I'm even gonna make a little table and chair for him. I don't know why I'm determined to do this. Heh...
 

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I don't mind taxidermy animals (I really wanna own some XD) if only the animal died of natural causes :)
 

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Stinkmeyer definitely died of old age/natural causes. What a grumpy codger he was. He would huff around and be snarky. He'd gotten so spoiled he was pretty fat, so I'd put him on a diet. He HATED being told no. LOL.


I miss him so. I was so attached to him.
 
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