You know when you've been collecting MLP too long when...

Applejack_plays_Bass

Applejack_plays_Bass

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1. You try to fix everything with conditioner, soap, a toothbrush and a comb
2. You start defining colours by MLP names, e.g. Applejack orange, Rainbow Dash blue etc
3. You enthusiastically tell your friends about your recent eBay and thrift purchases, and wonder why they think you have lost it.... :|
4. Your friends buy you anything remotely pony shaped because they 'saw it and thought of you'

Think of more!
 
Applejack_plays_Bass said:
1. You try to fix everything with conditioner, soap, a toothbrush and a comb
2. You start defining colours by MLP names, e.g. Applejack orange, Rainbow Dash blue etc
3. You enthusiastically tell your friends about your recent eBay and thrift purchases, and wonder why they think you have lost it.... :|
4. Your friends buy you anything remotely pony shaped because they 'saw it and thought of you'

Think of more!
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your passwords for work become pony related
you stalk the pony boards more than other communities
you shower with ponies
 
your recent search bar is all pony related
you clean more pony hair out of your comb than your own
 
*You close your eyes and you see ponies
*You husband knows pony names
*You can't sit down in your house without seeing something pony related nearby
 
These are great.... and every single one applies to me.... :eek:k:

I have some more:

Your last 25 feedbacks on eBay are all pony related
You call anything that is slightly more luxury than normal 'TAF'
All your pets have pony names
 
Your family members don't even bat an eye when they see decapitated pony parts lying around the bathroom sink...
 
I have several, lol at one point I used to have a list.

You look in your bathtub and see your shampoo and conditioner, your roommate's shampoo and conditioner, and your pony shampoo and conditioner. Bonus points if your bathroom also contains pony bubble bath sets (yes I have 3).

You voicemail isn't actually anyone talking but is instead a MLP song (mine has been the theme song for almost 2 years).

Your mom, siblings, friends all keep a lookout for you and can spot a fakie verses a real pony 99% of the time.

Your god daughter asks her parents if she can come visit your house for her weekly dose of pony happy.

You get asked by said god daughter if she can open some G3s since you have too many that are stuck in the boxes and can't breathe and you agree with her so have a deboxing party.

Get asked by others if there are any ponies out there you don't have.

You get referred to as the pony lady by people at the thrift stores (totally random note but you know Salvation Army here at least will NOT accept or sell toys of any kind anymore?!).

People you know can tell random ponies by names and what generation they are.
 
arianaserenityparker said:
(totally random note but you know Salvation Army here at least will NOT accept or sell toys of any kind anymore?!).
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I think it has something to do with this: CPSC Clarifies Requirements of New Children’s Product Safety Laws Taking Effect in February

however, thrift shops and the like are exempt
"Sellers of used children’s products, such as thrift stores and consignment stores, are not required to certify that those products meet the new lead limits, phthalates standard or new toy standards."

I think salvation army is just getting ahead of the game and dropping toys completely so they don't have to worry about it.


/topic hijack

you know you have too many ponies if over 50% of your online photos are pony related
 
You get a bonus at work and immediately think of how many ponies you can get with it (this actually happened to me recently).

You see a new conditioner and automatically wonder if it will work better at restoring pony hair than the one you're currently using--never mind your own hair.

Most of your craft storage is devoted to custom pony supplies.

You don't own nail polish, much less do your nails, yet you always make sure to have 100% acetone on hand.

You go to thrift stores multple times in a week just in case they happen to get in more ponies (I've done this).
 
1. You end up going to charity shops in your local area every week 'just in case' despite the fact that finding ponies only happens once in a blue moon
2. You find a fakie that's pale blue with dark blue and yellow hair and immediatley go. 'wait, it's one of the MLPArena mods!'
 
1. You find yourself playing ponies with your niece, of course including pony words like "G1" and "TAF" and "fakie".
2. You are sometimes found cooking while having a nice conversation with the pony by your side.(yes....yes....I know...)
3. Your eyes are so pony trained that if you see even a flash of bright colour you must do a double-take.
4. You are constantly asking friends and family to be on the "Pony Watch".
5. Your mail-man thinks you've gone mad when he hands you a box covered in pony stickers and you squeal.
 
You talk to your ponies.
You wash them everyday.
You love them more than your family or friends.
 
Those closest to you zone out but pretend interest when you say the word "pony".
 
I must agree... hehe lol I think Pinkiemint has been collecting over the limit! Back up, back up, take a non-pony holiday, Pinkiemint! haha jks

Ok.
You get jealous when your neice gets a pony that you don't have and try to swap (hey, lil ol' ME?!?)
You never give pony presents to little kids because you want to keep the good stuff for yourself.
You wear pony shoes/jewelry to work and get weird looks
You say to a two-year old "I hear you have a TAF G1 on your hands, with no cancer or frizz. How about five dollars for it?" (ok, seriously, that is NOT me)
 
wererat said:
your passwords for work become pony related
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hahahaha this is a great one. Several years ago, I had to tell a co-worker my password for some reason, and it was pony-related. I got a really weird look. :p
 
mlpluver said:
I must agree... hehe lol I think Pinkiemint has been collecting over the limit! Back up, back up, take a non-pony holiday, Pinkiemint! haha jks

Ok.
You get jealous when your neice gets a pony that you don't have and try to swap (hey, lil ol' ME?!?)
You never give pony presents to little kids because you want to keep the good stuff for yourself.
You wear pony shoes/jewelry to work and get weird looks
You say to a two-year old "I hear you have a TAF G1 on your hands, with no cancer or frizz. How about five dollars for it?" (ok, seriously, that is NOT me)
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Actually, I have only 59 ponies. I was only trying to joke :p
 
Yes yes PinkieMint - and the rest!! I thought I only had about 50 ponies until I counted them... more like 150!!! I think I have bought around 50 just this summer - I have gone pony-mad after 2 years of not buying ANY!

Here's another

You go on eBay to look for something unrelated and bid on at least 5 pony lots
You feel happy and warm when you look at your pony collection :D
 
you think there's no such thing as "collecting MLP too long" - now that's just crazy talk! :)
 
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