You won't believe what I did

tulagirl

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I went to the grocery store today. I bought two things. Cat liter was one thing and meat the other. I stick them in my trunk and head home. I go in the house, log onto ebay, call my mother and then about 45 minutes later I remember the meat baking in the 100F heat in my car.:mad: Head palm.:confused: Honestly, I am one scatterbrained person right now.:eek: Guess DH will have to go re-buy the meat. The last thing I need is food poisoning. This is the biggest doofus move I have made in a while. I am sure dh will be so pleased. Thank goodness it was only one thing of meat and not more. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I guess this really is As Tula Turns. ARgH Stay tuned I am sure my doofus days are not over.:(
 
Oh no!!! I've done that before. Then my fiance tries to just put it back in the fridge and I'm like, noooo! Must not eat the spoiled meat! Then I have to throw it away when he's not looking.
 
Ahahaha I was thinking: "That's great! You've got meat already cooking!" and then I read
The last thing I need is food poisoning.
Oh yeah, you can get food poisoning! Totally forgot. Oh wow I'm totally going to be okay when I'm by myself.
 
Well just think of all my doofus moves as a wonderful "what not to do" handbook for you @Ember's Dream . LOL I am referring to the I think I am going to be okay when I am by myself comment. I wasn't sure what you meant. Maybe a college dorm or an apartment?

When I got my first apartment I got really sick from some fast food and it was awful not having anyone to take care of me. I think I had to call mom to come over lol.
 
I think I am going to be okay when I am by myself comment. I wasn't sure what you meant. Maybe a college dorm or an apartment?
Haha yep, exactly what I meant :p I think I'll just live off take-aways, cutting raw meat freaks me out LOL
 
Oh bummer :( Well things like that happens to everyone so don't worry ;).
I left my wallet last week to my work place. Next day I was freaking out where it was. Also last week I left the horses gate open.. thank god he got food so he didn't run away ;P. Aaaaaand yesterday I put my piggies out to eat some grass.. I thought to keep them out like couple of hours but then I forgot them there for whole day :D. Fatty little piggies got heavenly day ;) in the evening they would just lay down beside their big tummies..
 
Speaking of kind of dumb moves... A few years ago on a camping trip, we had the compartment open under the couch in our camper looking for something. Our dachshund, Schatzie, being her ever curious self, went inside helping us look. Well, we found what we were after and closed it back up. Not long after we couldn't find Schatzie anywhere. We called for her and heard a feint whimper. And what do you know? We opened up the couch compartment and there she was, still inside! LOL Poor thing didn't bark once.
 
Oh my gosh fatty piggies ROFLOL. @h1m3.

@Ember's Dream Awwww you will go broke doing take out all the time Ember. Eventually you need to learn to cook some basic meals. Or you can do what I did in college. I made grilled cheese on top of my toaster and Kraft Mac n Cheese in my hot pot. (no don't do that lol) you will catch the whole dorm on fire. lol
Don't be afraid of raw meat. Just wash your hands often, wash your surfaces often and be sure to change cooking utensils about 3 times during cooking.

@BronyTroy

Oh poor little doggie, that's awful. So glad you guys found him before a lot of time passed. Once we had a bunch of frogs take over the back yard pond. It was awful. We couldn't sleep because of their noise. So, my husband got a container one night, caught them all, relocated them to a watery ditch down the street. He accidentally left one in the container and we found it several days later. I can't believe it was still alive. Wow some froggie angels were helping that little fella out. I felt awful. We took the pond down because frog frat parties were just too noisy. It was like the Egyptian plagues in the back yard.
 
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