Now that I have beheaded it what do I do with it

Ditto. I have so many responses, but I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying and can barely type through the tears.
IT put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again :smile:

I like ed gein documentary so I got a lot of these lol.
 
Baaaaaa that is so funny. R2 has his Bionic man from childhood.

My brother and I had that toy too. We also had his space capsule. It didn't survive though. We were generally pretty good to our things, but we would climb up onto the roof of the garage with the capsule and chunk it (with a probably screaming Steve Austin inside) onto the driveway where it would bounce then roll down our sloped driveway, across the street to the neighbor's house, usually where a kid was waiting to grab it. It was really sturdy and never seemed to be harmed.

Until...

I threw the capsule as always, it rolled smoothly down the driveway, RIGHT INTO THE PATH OF AN ONCOMING CAR. It was destroyed. There was no rebuilding him after that, lemme tell ya.

We did give him a hero's funeral though and buried him in the back yard. Except one arm, we kept that to replace a GI Joe's arm that had gotten lost.
 
I don't know why I hated my ken dolls growning up I cut there head off I drawed and quarter them. I strapped fire crackers to them I buried them. My barbies were amazon warriors and I made there outfits out of the pretty clothing they came with. I had mercy on the young boy that was the brother of ken. but after the blown up of one with a M80 I was not allowed any more ken dolls.
 
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I never really damaged my toys, but mom says I was bad about taking the heads off of my Barbies and leaving them that way. @evilbunnyfoofoo R2 really enjoyed your story and so did I that is so cute. It took me all the way back to my childhood when I would get together with the boys in the neighborhood and play hot wheels with them. Man those were the days and I wish I could go back for a month and just play my heart out. We had so much fun with those pop guns too. True Texans on the loose, hiding behind trees- pulling guns out of our pockets and popping our friends as they ran by. No one ever got hurt because the guns were not real, they just make a popping sound and smelled funny. I might add all of us grew up without any criminal backgrounds or tendencies towards violence. This was when kids played outside all day with friends and made up a world of games. It would get dark and you still didn't want to come in. It's a far cry from the way things are now all inside, all phone and video games, movies, tv and ipads. Sigh The world kids have now is a crazy hot mess.
 
I never really damaged my toys, but mom says I was bad about taking the heads off of my Barbies and leaving them that way. @evilbunnyfoofoo R2 really enjoyed your story and so did I that is so cute. It took me all the way back to my childhood when I would get together with the boys in the neighborhood and play hot wheels with them. Man those were the days and I wish I could go back for a month and just play my heart out. We had so much fun with those pop guns too. True Texans on the loose, hiding behind trees- pulling guns out of our pockets and popping our friends as they ran by. No one ever got hurt because the guns were not real, they just make a popping sound and smelled funny. I might add all of us grew up without any criminal backgrounds or tendencies towards violence. This was when kids played outside all day with friends and made up a world of games. It would get dark and you still didn't want to come in. It's a far cry from the way things are now all inside, all phone and video games, movies, tv and ipads. Sigh The world kids have now is a crazy hot mess.
Or like the summer me and my cousin tried to make a swimming pool out of garbage bags. It did not work but we had fun trying. I lived in a gaint masonary bucket one summer that I kept full of water it was my tiny swimming pool.
 
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I tried that it was not pretty it hurt waaaay to much.

Yes it did especially when you hit those tree roots. We were stupid and tried shampoo. And then there was the day I took all of my dolls and tossed them in the swimming pool and jumped in with glee. My pool was white with orange flower power daisies and and orange bottom. Later mom got an above ground pool for us, the only problem was she didn't put chlorine in it like she was supposed to. We could only swim in it for a week before the mosquitos and toads took over.
 
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I really dont know what you can do with a headless ken unless it includes Halloween fun. lol
 
Oh I have plans and when I have better use of my arms I am going to have some fun.
 
My favorite idea at the time would be to make him a cloth voodoo doll body.... it's been a terrible couple months, so I'm having some anger issues. For instance, we went to drive through the nature preserve. You aren't allowed to get out of or reach out of your car, you're not allowed to bring animals of any kind. It's one of the few places that service dogs aren't allowed. The roadway is just about a car and a half wide.
There was a car behind us the went into the wetlands off the road to get around us that had a dog hanging out each of the back windows. Then they also ran the wild geese off the road where they were doing an interesting dance. I was so mad that I wrote down the vehicle make model and color as well as the license plate. I reported those rule breakers and it felt good.
The reserve is also on an honor system. You're supposed to pay $5 to drive through or purchase a pass. Somehow, I'm willing to bet that those rule breakers didn't pay either!
Gggrrrrrrr. :madpony:
Ok, rant over now.
 
Oh boy yea there are always those types of people that think rules are beneath them and that life is whatever they decide it will be. They feel entitled to everything, spoiled to the core and know no authority. They just do whatever they want and it never occurs to them the effects of their actions and probably they wouldn't care until suddenly they had to face the authority they have ignored all their life.
 
My favorite idea at the time would be to make him a cloth voodoo doll body.... it's been a terrible couple months, so I'm having some anger issues. For instance, we went to drive through the nature preserve. You aren't allowed to get out of or reach out of your car, you're not allowed to bring animals of any kind. It's one of the few places that service dogs aren't allowed. The roadway is just about a car and a half wide.
There was a car behind us the went into the wetlands off the road to get around us that had a dog hanging out each of the back windows. Then they also ran the wild geese off the road where they were doing an interesting dance. I was so mad that I wrote down the vehicle make model and color as well as the license plate. I reported those rule breakers and it felt good.
The reserve is also on an honor system. You're supposed to pay $5 to drive through or purchase a pass. Somehow, I'm willing to bet that those rule breakers didn't pay either!
Gggrrrrrrr. :madpony:
Ok, rant over now.


I know how to do that um make voo doo dolls ok just said another werid fact about me but I do lol
 
Well I make poppets but um I ll shut up now
 
My brother and I had that toy too. We also had his space capsule. It didn't survive though. We were generally pretty good to our things, but we would climb up onto the roof of the garage with the capsule and chunk it (with a probably screaming Steve Austin inside) onto the driveway where it would bounce then roll down our sloped driveway, across the street to the neighbor's house, usually where a kid was waiting to grab it. It was really sturdy and never seemed to be harmed.

Until...

I threw the capsule as always, it rolled smoothly down the driveway, RIGHT INTO THE PATH OF AN ONCOMING CAR. It was destroyed. There was no rebuilding him after that, lemme tell ya.

We did give him a hero's funeral though and buried him in the back yard. Except one arm, we kept that to replace a GI Joe's arm that had gotten lost.
:lolpony: You guys have the best stories.
 
I remember the horrible day I realized that Mary Poppins was not real and could not fly. My adopted sister and I got the zip line all the way to the highest point in the yard, jumped on with our umbrellas...jumped off and well "BooM. I was pretty upset. I thought everything I saw in the movies was real. For sure Elliot was around I just hadn't seen him yet. I was the type of kid all dressed up in my Cinderella costume, wand in hand running with the boys down the street jumping in mud puddles and wrecking bikes in the mud that was in several locations in the field a few blocks away. I was half tomboy, half girlie girl, loved dolls, loved boy stuff and getting dirty was epic fun. One Christmas all the kids on our block got these neat toys called Lemon Twists. They had a huge block Lemon Twist party and my mother was so impressed she went out and bought us each one. Then we could participate in the fun. The pogo stick and I didn't get a long too well and I was never good at the hula hoop. Lets face it, I do not have the groovy hips my mother had. I really want to go back even to eat those horrible tasting Easy Bake Oven cakes. Even though they were tough times, they were the best of times too ironic. Baby Beans loved sitting in a roller skate and rolling down the driveway or behind my bike.
 
I was a tomboy but I loved my ponies. I guess I also grew up with girly things but I had two next door neighbors kids like to play with me. The two were brothers. They used to fight over which of them I would play with first. lol. Odd memories like that I dont want to look up anyone from the past because partly I like to keep my childhood memories just the way they are. :) I miss my snoopy snow cone maker and the big barbie doll house I got from a neighbor. That thing was huge. I loved my fashion plates and color forms they were the best. Looking back on it now I did get alot of toys though I did ask for others I did not get. Thats life. (http://www.wishbookweb.com/) I spent hours over those old catalogs I just did the 80s boy I did have alot of stuff.
 
We didn't get many toys. I'm not complaining. I got a live pregnant pony for my 9th birthday. I got to see and help her foal. Plus ballet is expensive, I'm so accident prone that i was a big medical expense, home school, raising lambs, and so many camping trips. Less toys, but we had a life full of experiences.
 
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