My pony just peed on me!

AbrielleRose

Teeny Tiny Baby Pony
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I had just finished reinserting the tail of a baby G1 pony I cleaned up (tail rust). I always run their body under hot water to soften the plastic to make it easier. While putting on the finishing touches - the zip tie around the tail, I feel this warm sensation run down the front of my shirt. The same feeling I got when my baby's diaper leaked. I look down and realize I forgot to empty the water from her body and it was running out of her tail hole. LOL.
 
Yea well wait until you purchase a pony from ebay and the seller forgets to empty the water and you take it out of the mailer and it wets all over you. It's like a mix of horrible thoughts like is this 1980's kids mucky, yucky, moldy, germ infested bathwater all over me? Or worse two year old dip in the toilet? Seller doesn't care they say, oh it will dry out. No apology.
 
Yea well wait until you purchase a pony from ebay and the seller forgets to empty the water and you take it out of the mailer and it wets all over you. It's like a mix of horrible thoughts like is this 1980's kids mucky, yucky, moldy, germ infested bathwater all over me? Or worse two year old dip in the toilet? Seller doesn't care they say, oh it will dry out. No apology.
That's awful!
 
Yea well wait until you purchase a pony from ebay and the seller forgets to empty the water and you take it out of the mailer and it wets all over you. It's like a mix of horrible thoughts like is this 1980's kids mucky, yucky, moldy, germ infested bathwater all over me? Or worse two year old dip in the toilet? Seller doesn't care they say, oh it will dry out. No apology.

Urrggghhhhhh!
 
A llama blew a chunk on my once, but oh I love them so. Kind of a gross habit they have.
 
I almost got pooped on while I was cleaning a horse's horseshoes. I thank the person who told me to move quickly.
 
My horse Buddy peed on a farrier once. That was just funny.
 
A horse bit me on the bum whilst I was cleaning out her back hoof! It was a cheeky nip, not unfriendly, but it left a mark!

oh wow I hope your ok :/ that is a downer. They say when a horse bites you the way to nip it in the bud is to get a hot potato and when they bite you (hopefully in the same spot) the hot potato stings them.
 
I've never been bitten, but a foul tempered cart pony once kicked me dead on my right thigh. I'm lucky it didn't break. As it was, the blood rushed to the area so fast that I passed out.
 
I've never been bitten, but a foul tempered cart pony once kicked me dead on my right thigh. I'm lucky it didn't break. As it was, the blood rushed to the area so fast that I passed out.

whoa this turned into horse horror stories o_O I hope you are ok tak.
 
whoa this turned into horse horror stories o_O I hope you are ok tak.
I take a lickin and keep on tickin. :p I didn't mean it as a horror story. I was ten. I'm thirty five now. No lasting damage.

I've never had an mlp pee on me. My daughter took a plastic baby doll in the tub with her and about half an hour later it peed all over her bed when she squeezed it. I love waterproof mattress protectors.
 
Was she a Drink n Wet or Fancy Pants Abrielle? :p

To the rest of you, an injury from a horse is no joke. Ouch! :confused:

To tulagirl-How do you keep ending up with these horrible sellers you poor thing?!! :madpony::sadpony:
 
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My G1 ponies when I was little used to be played with in the Bath all the time. Needless to say once in a while I had water build up in the little trunk I kept them in.
 
oh wow I hope your ok :/ that is a downer. They say when a horse bites you the way to nip it in the bud is to get a hot potato and when they bite you (hopefully in the same spot) the hot potato stings them.

Ha ha ha - I'm fine thank you! it was 25 years ago :) I'm pretty sure the horse was laughing - it was the humorous kind of nip, not the nasty kind!
 
Was she a Drink n Wet or Fancy Pants? :p


To the rest of you, an injury from a horse is no joke. Ouch! :confused:

To tulagirl-How do you keep ending up with these horrible sellers you poor thing?!! :madpony::sadpony:

I don't know right? I mean I am a magnet for the worst ebay sellers ever. The only horror I have had with real animals involves the passing of gas bombs bad enough to melt my skin off. uggggg Houston Rodeo is a place I avoid now. I thought my late gassy pug was bad wait until its a huge cow.
 
I don't know right? I mean I am a magnet for the worst ebay sellers ever. The only horror I have had with real animals involves the passing of gas bombs bad enough to melt my skin off. uggggg Houston Rodeo is a place I avoid now. I thought my late gassy pug was bad wait until its a huge cow.

lol on gas I had bad ones too. Enough to make peoples eye's water :/ Gas is a horrible thing at times. My cats can be bad and so is my kid.
I blame Russel Stover for my bad gas. Sugar free candy and cookies make for me to be too gassy. Though I cant give them up completely. :/
Also I think poor tula is a glutton for bad sellers.
 
I don't know right? I mean I am a magnet for the worst ebay sellers ever. The only horror I have had with real animals involves the passing of gas bombs bad enough to melt my skin off. uggggg Houston Rodeo is a place I avoid now. I thought my late gassy pug was bad wait until its a huge cow.


Maybe you should send over some of those gassy animals to the rotten sellers with a note. Tell them they're fulla beans. :D
 
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