evilbunnyfoofoo's wanton desires

Discussion in 'The Wishing Well' started by evilbunnyfoofoo, Dec 12, 2013.

  1. evilbunnyfoofoo

    evilbunnyfoofoo My shoes are laced with irony Staff Member Moderator

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    Ahem... here I go to typin'. What occurs next is anyone's guess!


    Ponies I want, nay NEED, for my good health and general attempt at sanity:


    MOAR Dollar General fakie babies. I LURVE THEM. Got some really great ones from ristvak. FREE ADVERTISING FOR HER! :D

    I'd like more G3.5 Newborn Cuties. I know they exhibit very un-Pony behaviour, such as crawling, but I can't help it! I ALSO LURVE THEM. I lurve a lot of things. Odd considering I'm evil, but there you go. I'm Chaotic Evil, so it might make sense. Until I change my mind. Have some of them coming from Star Warrior, more free advertising!

    Beddy Bye Eyes babies. I have a little herd of them, but their creepy little soulless eyes compel me to get more. They need to amass an army. For the Quickening or something.

    You know, let's just say babies. I like babies. G1 babies are my fave, but I likes them babies. All are welcome. Go into the light!

    Ponyville Boutique wigs. I have several bald Ponies (Cancer Ponies as my kidlet calls them) and their heads are so cold. They would appreciate wigs! I need 3, I believe. I'll count their bald heads later. Oh, how they shine. Like little Lex Luthor ponies. I saw them in someone's ecrater shop, and now don't remember who had them. Blast my aging mind!


    Cha Cha the Llama. She's one of the My Little Pony Friends I missed because I was off doing something besides buying Ponies and HERMAGARD I need her. Not enough to kill for, but close. I need her bad enough to punch for. I would decidedly smack someone for her. So if you have one, and have someone who needs pasted, I am your one-stop-to-bop-shop. I will punch your enemy for her. GLADY. She won't be good as a real llama, but I have one of those. I do need the real one for a boyfriend though, if you have one in your pocket. I know she'd like him. Wink, wink.

    Those capital A-dorable Fancy Mermaid Ponies. I have none. I am sad about this. You don't want me sad, do you?

    Venezuelan Blossom. She is my pipe dream, but we all gotta have dreams.

    Brush and Grow Ringlets. She'll be easy to get. I just haven't yet. So I'm putting her here to remind me. Because I am getting Old Timers before my old times. Sad, really. I blame society. EDIT: I bought her. I bought her twice, she is so nice. But I'm leaving this here, for a historical marker of my wants and desires.

    Sea Ponies. I have one morose, lonely Sea Pony. One day I will find her some friends. Under the sea. That's where she'll be! EDIT: I have three now. But I need more. You can't repopulate with just three. Especially when they're all girls. Pretty sure it doesn't work that way.

    G1 Minty. Mine is gone. A robber took her, and he probably sold her into slavery. She's probably workin' the mines right now. Ugh. I thought about her being one and now I'm sad about it again. They could've had all my G3, if they would have just left me her. My brother gave her to me and now he's gone. Maybe she's in heaven with him, playing pool and smoking. Suspire. EDIT: I have the best ever Minty, sent to me by Ology. You can't know how much I love both of them.

    Precious Pocket Pony G1 Bunny Hop. Because she is rabbit related. And cute. No other reason, really. Under the same logic (or lack thereof) I need G3 Easter Pony Lolligiggle. One day, she will be laying eggs for me! She lays Easter eggs, right?

    Stuffed G4 Applejack. She alone eludes me. I suppose she may well be in the orchard pickin' apples. EDIT: I got her! She was in the gardening department of WalMart and I snuck up behind her, chloroformed her and drug her home screaming! YAYS! KIDNAPPING IS MAGICAL!

    Or I bought her. But that isn't very exciting.

    Let's see, I needa write down the G4s I need so I don't have to keep looking them up. They're all European releases (I think. I don't claim to know), so maybe I should just head to Europe! I need Star Swirl (and who doesn't need her, I ask), Ploomette (oh how I long for her rainbow head goodness!), Skywishes (first, not second release), TRU Zecora (okay, she's was a US thing, I just missed her), and Rainbow Flash.

    Right now this is what I've thought of. I put this out in the digital ether as proof of my terrible addiction.

    EDIT: I need G4 Ploomette, big wings, regular wings, I gots no Ploomette. What a sad way to go through life.
    Also need the Shimmer Flutter Celestia with the golden fabirc-y wings.
    I needa Plyskool Cheerilee too. She is so cutenessnessness. I love those things. They're like little chibi ponieh.
    And more babies. If you know anything about me after reading this, you know I am mental for dem babies.
    European Rainbow Flash Skywishes (Maybe....) Starswirl (Maybe...)

    EDIT Ponyzilla Applejack
    Fashem Lyra, Applebloom
    Puzzle Erasers (Target) Twilight
    Metallic Blind Bags (Target) Twilight, Rarity
    Squinkies Rainbow, Twilight
    Fashion Style Daisy Dreams, Photo Finish, Royal Ribbon
    Jointed Cherrilee
    Magical Scene Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy
    Funko Superhero minis Fluttershy
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  2. dragonkiss207

    dragonkiss207 Singing my way through life

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    Unfortunately I don't have anything that you're looking for, but I love that you used the word "wanton" for your wish list :)
  3. evilbunnyfoofoo

    evilbunnyfoofoo My shoes are laced with irony Staff Member Moderator

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    "Wanton" sounded pretty sexy. Heheh. :satisfied:
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    WrittenEmber Bushwoolie

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    This is the best wishlist ever. I don't have anything on it, sadly, but it was a really fun read. And you can't say that about just any wishlist, you really can't. (Well, you can, but how often would it be true?)

    I hope you find every last thing on your list, right down to the pocket-sized llama. Which must involve either a really small llama or a really big pocket, but either way I hope it all works out.
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    Skygleamshine Batter Pony

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    I have a MIP Newborn Cutie Starsong and a lot of loose NC. They are so cute. And creepy. Oh yeah
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    Skygleamshine Batter Pony

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    Also have some Ponyville wigs, with ponies. How I loved to just play with the wigs saying things like: "I chopped all yo hair, Pinkie Piekus! Hahhahaha!
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    evilbunnyfoofoo My shoes are laced with irony Staff Member Moderator

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    Their creepiness is part of their charm. They're the sweet little dolls who seems so innocent n the surface then you realise they're possessed and evil, clutching a knife they stole from you kitchen.

    I like that sort of spunk.
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    Skygleamshine Batter Pony

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    Like Scootaloo with a toilet seat on her head XD
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  9. evilbunnyfoofoo

    evilbunnyfoofoo My shoes are laced with irony Staff Member Moderator

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    That's not a toilet seat! It's a secret wishing necklace!
  10. Skygleamshine

    Skygleamshine Batter Pony

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    LOL Still, NC are cute no matter what!

    Unless they kill you in your sleep...
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  11. evilbunnyfoofoo

    evilbunnyfoofoo My shoes are laced with irony Staff Member Moderator

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    If it isn't them, it'll be The Beddy bye Eyes. Those are the real Ponies to watch out for...
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    Skygleamshine Batter Pony

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    G3.5 So soft newborn Starsong. Look her up, real creepy
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  13. evilbunnyfoofoo

    evilbunnyfoofoo My shoes are laced with irony Staff Member Moderator

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    I actually own her! Found her at a thrift store. She seemed to be broken, because she just sat there. I accidentally left her in the car and a few days later my spouse was driving to work and StarSong started singing in the back seat. Scared the crap outta her! Bwahahaha!

    She's obviously hainted!
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    Skygleamshine Batter Pony

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    XD You just made my day. G3 Newborn Cuties like to scare everypony. Like me. When is the title Teeny Tiny Baby Pony on when you need it? :lolpony:
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    Marble Dragon My hovercraft is full of eels!

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    Lol you are so funny Evil Bunny! I will let you know if I find any minions I can spare for your world takeover
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    evilbunnyfoofoo My shoes are laced with irony Staff Member Moderator

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    So I'm bumping this since I did some additions. I really do need to clean this thing up.
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    evilbunnyfoofoo My shoes are laced with irony Staff Member Moderator

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    Bumppppp I added stuff. mainly to remind me what to look for.
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  18. Leave a Whisper

    Leave a Whisper Resident Feather-brain

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    This is the best wishlist I have ever seen. :lolpony:
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    evilbunnyfoofoo My shoes are laced with irony Staff Member Moderator

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    I try to keep myself entertained so I don't have time to commit crimes. :D
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    Ology Gunters Life!

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    If you need Royal Ribbion Fashion Size I have one I don't need with her clothing she needing a new home.

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